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Apart from mine. I don't think there's a more depressing situation that one could possibly be in.
Febreeze in one hand, little Adam in the other.
What are you saying, Miranda?
If your room also smelt like semen.
ive ever noticed the smell of semen.
what if you also keep on falling over to a chorus of the laughter of everyone you´ve ever loved or you´re a failed alcoholic circus clown or something?
I think she was referring to the faint smell of cum.
and saying "Christ, what's that smell?" He knows what the smell is. I know what the smell is. My dad's a cunt.
The smell of cum in your family seems to be unusually potent and recognisable.
you'd think he'd never heard of wanking.
"What are you doing, Tony? Omg, Tony! No, Tony! NO! JESUS, TONY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! WHYYYYYYY?!" Because if so, I think you're the one who's in the wrong.
It's more like:
"FUCK'S SAKE, DAD!"
"What? What's wrong? Have I done something wrong? What are you doing?"
"JUST FUCK OFF!"
"Fine then :("
that sounds even worse :(
In my version, you were *starting* while your dad was in the room.
That would be awful.
He's only ever caught me at climax, like the dark Wanking Off to Jessica Alba episode.
I always say too much, don't I?
Jessica Alba mings.
I only did it to undermine her womanhood.
I just know it
Your mum's shit at catching it in her mouth.
one day i'll learn to clean up after myself
Pigfoot_s was FAR worse
but he ruined it with the
Plus, he didn't actually say it was him.
So , HA i win.
If I'd asked his dad? Then I wouldn't be apologising. Just because mine was more subtle doesn't mean it wasn't valid. Or first. Accept it.