so i gets in the bath.
i have my bath.
i get out of the bath.
go to the sink.
get ready for a nice shave.
and then it hit me.
the only razor i have is the shittest two blade type thing from wilkos ever!
i mean it even has the little bits of stubble in it from the last time i stupidly used it.
so i have my shave.
it takes ages.
i finish up/off (whichever one i use it sounds bad right)
try and find some aftershave balm.
all i can find that is remotely moisturising is aftersun.
fucking aftersun for christs sake!
my face smells like coconuts.