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Lord oh mighty.
i wish that button was real, i actually tried pressing it :(
my friend had that as her ringtone exclusively for when i call her
if charles kennedy ever decides to make a song, she should change it to that. ginger, scottish, and drunk.
and i'll be right with you
you don't need a sex change to kidnap her and bring her to britain
i was just adding it to the list of absurdly extreme things i need to do as requested by users of DiS
change away, then. what other stuff have you got to do?
i'm seeing what the nightshift brings me
THATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE!
the latest subject of my wanks turned out to be a bit younger than that.
is for you to acknowledge i have a good youtube/forum combo going on.
its all i want :(
hott. i like. i go home. i wank with her in mind. i go to friend's house. friend is myspace friend with her. i sneak a peak at her profile. age: 15. i cry.
a girl at my school i thought was hawt turned out to be like 14-15. she was like 6 foot tho. and i didn't have the wank trauma, as when i said "she's fit" it was immediately quashed by someone with The Facts
it wasn't even one wank. it was several strokes of my tumescent todger :(
i kept seeing her at weekends too, when she was out of uniform. not fair at all.
this is horrific! but next year, when she's 16, you'll be able to laugh it off
i blame her giving me "the eye" though, under her immaculate fringe.
square headed bellend
frankie from s club juniors ftw
you big perv
she stole my name.
and it's ok for me to say so.