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what should i do to him?
the were like 5 of us though, woke up and was bemused by the site of a guy laying in a couch, we just didnt know what to do... so we stayed in the backgarden till he woke up.
sounds like he might need it
his fingers look thirsty.
if the temps not right i'll wake him up. i once did it with water straight from the kettle, big mistake!
MAKE HIM PEE ON YOUR SOFA
that i hadn't even stopped to consider. i'd just found a good bowl too. disaster averted. i'm just going to arrange some objects around and on him instead.
make him pay for it to be cleaned once he wakes up.
meanwhile, any idea as to how he might have ended up in your living room?
you beat me to it by a full minute
in between his tits
and you'll be happy to know that problem has been resolved now.
as has everyone else. he's a psytrance refugee from the party my flatmate went to lastnight.
i hate psytrance.
he can barely string a sentence together.
plus, now i have to put up with god knows how many hours of conversation about past raves and experimental lab chemicals and trips and "man" at the end of every sentence, and a whole load of general bollocks. i just don't get that whole culture at all. and it's my birthday today :(
I once had a Spanish girl sleeping on my sofa for a week.
No-one of us knew who she was. She was very nice though.