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after weeing but realising that you did so too early, and feeling urine run down the inside of your leg.
just pat it away
then give my todger a vigorous shake to avoid these moments.
why do men not use tissue if theres a chance for a urinal?
I love how this thread is neither a statement or a question.
when you need a number two really badly and you run to the loo and everything is fine and when you've finished you stand up all relieved, do up your jeans and wash your hands
and then the moment you leave the bathroom you suddenly realise you didn't do your number 1 and you really need to so you unbutton and go back in
you can 2 without 1? What the fuck?
it's kind of a dual reaction with me. Kind of like "oh well, you're all ready on the bog, piss might as well come out now too"
however, there are occasions when, in an attempt to hold back the forthcoming cavalcade of solid waste matter if same should come on fairly suddenly (say for instance after a particularly strong cup of coffee or two) when restricting the sphincters urethra and anus is necessary in order to make it to the bathroom without spillage
In this situation I find that the anal sphincter relaxes and sheds load immediately upon touching the posterior to the toilet seat but that SOMETIMES the urethral sphincter stays locked until the relaxation moment experienced when leaving the bathroom
A synonym of 'unique' is 'freak'.
tom, you disgust me
I try to get it over with as soon as possible and that sometimes comes back to bite me on the nose.
It sounds wrong.
then jumps out as I pull up my jeans, always.
... you will learn to embrace this and, yes, even enjoy it.
Inexperienced dealings with floor-length urinals. Wet shoes.