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SWEETS!! (funny-centric)
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,
she
had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
"I'm
the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky
Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and
felt
her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his
Curly
Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let
him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic
moment
as
she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie.
She
wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in
her
Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife,
Caramel.
Sadly,3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned
out
Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!