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Most satisfying thing that can be done in an office job, besides handing in your notice?
supersonic here i come...
If you know my mobile number, feel free to bother me on that on my two days off. If you don't, then there's a very good reason.
so pissed off at people who are like "will be back on thursday" "THAT WAS FUCKING YESTERDAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
to change the date, from about 4 weeks ago, so effectively it reads like they won't be back in work for another year.
It was pretty good.
"I am currently turding right now, please contact one of my colleagues if your enquiry is urgent"
"At the moment I'm curling one out, so it could take a while."
"I've just popped off for a wank. Back in 5."
It basically says "leave me alone!" in slightly more formal language
i forgot to put my out of office on, which would've been SO SATISFYING. but then again leaving it off for five weeks was really funny.
to hand in my notice AND put my out of office on next Thursday. That will be satisfying.