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wasn't a clown in the shape of a clown?
look at them
i did because i couldn't be bothered to get up.
and a phone box, many actually.
But I witnessed a man piss on King's College London and I cheered him on
out of my bedroom window when i'm drunk.
tbh it takes more effort to aim it out of there than it would if i was to just walk to the toilet.
It's like a honeypot when I'm drunk.
I hate to be that guy in the monring.
In a hole on a golf course.
although drunk, so my aim was poor. Had to kick it in.
fuck it, i should go now
i was about to say this. great minds...
Once when I was rather inebriated I woke up in the night bursting for a piss but was too drunk/sleepy/confused to make it to the toilet so in my infinite wisdom I took a towel off my radiator, put it on my bedroom floor and pissed all over it. In the morning I woke up and found the towel on the floor, picked it up and couldn't remember what had happened until I gave it a little sniff.
I saw two girls pissing in the middle of the street as I walked back to Brick Lane last night, I did a massive LOL.
I was really drunk, i wouldn't normally do such a horrible thing
of someone's 4x4 when I was on holiday in Mallorca. I was 16 and drunk and thought it was hilarious.
and you'd be right as well.
i thought pissing in phone boxes was bad enough.
I tried to stop him, but CCTV did the job for me. A £50 fine, and a police man laughing at him. Job done.
£80 on the spot fine and a hang over spliced with guilt.
punched in the face for pissing on someone's lawn.
result: £80 fine
he was stood on a car.
two days before Christmas.
Pissy chrissie cards!
I'm no animal.
I was 5 years old and I was too scared to go out onto the landing because it was the middle of the night. So I pissed on a book, closed the book and put it back on my shelf.
It was all crinkly the next day.
Into the River Clyde.
shat on the popping crease of the local cricket pitch one summers night about 9 years ago
We tried to go simulataneously but his popped out first!!
Piss-wise when i lived at home i went in my Mum & Dad's wardrobe twice
Off the top of monument during a busy city weekday lunchtime
With the baby in it. Hilarious fun!
i thought it was a urinal.
i was very drunk. i got home, stood in front of the oven and had a wee on the floor.
i am the least sexy person evber/
a lazy lob-on
then i got in my sleeping bag and laid on the sofa.
i can't remember doing it, but apparently i did.
and me and ehwhat pissed on the gates at Downing Street, and got shouted at by a policeman with a machine gun.
and then off their balcony onto a bus
I was ultimately opposed to it, until I saw that people were going round collecting them to sell / keep for themselves and I suddenly found it cheeky and funny - the idea of some scavenger sifting through a tent and getting covered in piss.
in a bucket.
in a cupboard under the stairs.
of a block of flats.
and i was interrupted midflow by a tramp looking for shelter for the night!
which is why i was there in the first place.
in a litter bin in the middle of norwich
standing perilously close to the edge, in the dark. thankfully i didn't fall in, that wouldn't have been funny at all.
in the corner of the staff cloakroom of some club in Liverpool. i ended up wandering around this place for ages looking for the urinals, got desperate/couldn't be arsed looking and found an open door. Got disturbed mid-flow and thrown out, finished it in an alley way then wandered back in 5 minutes later
that is all
...all over his library books.
I saw two girls piss down a slope onto some poor man who was asleep at the bottom of said slope... The guy who was tired/pissed woke up to find two girls pissing on him whilst about 50 people had formed a circle around him to laugh. Poor man.
only later did i remember the Jez peep show link
Can someone have a look and tell me if I've already posted this story somewhere up there^^?
^a cousin of mine + his friends did this. then got arrested cos the plan failed.
I pissed in a 'work of art'. Said 'work of art' was a model toilet, but not plumbed in, and apparently quite hard to clean.
back of an antiques shop
OH NO, THAT WASN'T FUNNY IT WAS EXPENSIVE.
Damned Star Wars police vehicle.
and about a year and a bit ago I was nutted and took a piss on the big glass window to the right of the entrance.
Couldn't remember a thing, very nearly got sacked.
Another one of these tomorrow.
at Leeds Festival 2007
But I do remember taking a dump in a national heritage park rodedendron. I got midge bites all over my arse. Grim.
he normally just does it on carpets and stuff, but once he managed to do it in this girls handbag. I think he pissed on a cello too.
followed by a 180 degree turn and an instant £80 on the spot fine. I ran away, but the 5-0 came to my house the next day... Funny in retrospect.
tried to do a wee on our road sign cos we were mad at being stuck in a village when we were suuper drunk.
but i just weed on my trousers cos im a girl.
oh and in my horrible flat mates coffee mug. that also ended in disaster, big wee small mug.
Also, pissed on someone's door in a halls party. Had to leave very abruptly after realising what i did.