Shut your pus.
Noone is interested in how "off your face" you got last night, of if you can't afford your rent cos you spent "the last £20 on pills".
Noone gives a toss about that time you had those super strong mushrooms in the 'Dam and noone cares about what part of the plant your newest supply of weed comes from.
And noone cares about how many grams you can shift in a weekend and how funny it was when your nose bled.
So fuck off and come back and chat about something interesting. Like fly fishing or something. You cunts.