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There's one for every occasion...
THIS IS A USER ANNOUNCEMENT. CHRISJABE TO THREAD, CHRISJABE TO THREAD. BING BONG.
really bad actor one "im really inconsiderate and shallow"
While we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world, economic stability, interest rates, growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off.
why don't we spike him?"
"Yeah....or get him a nice watch or something."
I could rape him.
I'm not going to rape him..
But I could rape hime.
Vaginas. They've all got one. She definitely has one.
I AM james bond
Jez - "Yep. I'm doing the big shop and I'm doing in brilliantly."
Mark - "You're not just buying beer, chocolate and crisps are you?"
Jez - "No! There's dips!" (I'll say I ate the dips.)
"Hold yer horses honey, I've got coupons for the pringles!"
Do you want to make a tent in the front room and eat Dairylea? Do you? Is that what you want? Because that's what's going to happen.
are quite expensive as I remember"
pours them on the floor.
Jez: Yeah, 'course I am, it's the best thing on the board!
Mark: No, it isn't.
Jez: Mark, just look at it. It's tiny, it's red, it's right in the bloody middle. 'Course it's the best thing on the board!
You can't trust people Jeremy.
can't believe someone has out peepshowed me...
FUCK THE POLICE!!!
Who needs romance when your doing it up the bum?
piss-kidney is my new favourite insult
i remember watching that for the first time and laughing so very hard.
Mark, you are not the Fonz
Gog: Jeremy! What are you doing here?
Jez: Wouldn't you like to know, you big prick!
Jez: Will you walk, like some stupid.. duck? Or will you drive, like Clarkson?
have sex with you...but I won't know until it's right there in front of me!'
more like speed skating
white for dessert
both coming so hard that we didnt hear anything"
Mark "Thank you.....finally, an explanation"
Yes, Mark, because I'm such a pathetic human being, when you ordered me to PISS MYSELF I started the process!