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is the TRUE knife crime in my opinion and should be erradicated in a very violent manner
i once offered someone toast but didn't have any butter :(
butter is SO much better than margarine. but people still call margarine butter. IT'S NOT BUTTER! THAT'S MARGARINE! it's not like "all circles are shapes but not all shapes are circles", they are two completely seperate products. it's like calling an apple an orange.
remind people that it isn't butter.
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
"When did you last see blue butter?"
warm buttery toast is a thing of beauty.
is that it doesnt go rock hard in the fridge innit
a thing of beauty.
or just put it in a cupboard.
It's not hard to butter toast, so why do some people seem incapable of it? Why are you missing the edges and leaving huge swathes of dry chewy hell? Can you not see them? Is that it? Are you so blind that you can only focus on the centre of the bread slice, leaving the edges to their own devices?
People who can't butter things properly deserve to be castrated so that this gene is eliminated from my pursuit of perfection in the human race.
with a thick layer of butter, then sit it on top of the toaster until it melts (using the heat from the toaster to melt it).
But my mum caught me doing it and told me off, despite it being the easies way to melt the butter.
And Lurpak is possibly my favourite spreadable butter.
doesn't have butter on her toast, and can't butter toast as a result.
I make my own toast :(
if they're buttering the bread and *then* making it toast I think that's more of a pressing problem.