Hair at the back on my throat
I've spent the morning gagging, the little b*st*rd won't shift. I have no idea how it got there and I am not asking for suggestions. How can I dislodge it?
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Don't worry, we all know how it got there.
Not sure how to get rid of it.
ask Larry David
^5
I wanted to do a Curb / pube joke* but I didn't quite have the wit.
*gag
Actually, try driving with your head out the window
and your mouth open to dry your mouth out and it'll just fall out.
Hmmm
at work, at my desk, can't drive. Thanks Theo.
has your chair got wheels?
I see where you are going with this.
I'm off to the corridor to get up some speed.
straight to the stairs
all or nothing
Drugs won't help Sarah
now you tell me
cut your head off
and then simply remove said hair
spork
who cares, why were you licking cats in the first place?
Just fur a laugh
HACK!
Mr Muscle Active Foamer
it contains two powerful liquids that activate upon contact with each other to remove all blockages.
What ever you do, dont use a fork.
They are harder to get out of your throat than you might think/
looking for hairs on the palm of your hands, so i'm told, is the first sign of madness
i dread to think what stage looking for them in your throat is!?
I don't need to look
IT'S THERE! I can feel it.
you look for things with your senses
to find something, you must have registered it with your senses, thus you looked for it!
thus you are really really crazy!
use your little finger
or try and gargle it forward?
I tried that
I also tried my toothbrush this moring. I nearly threw up and it's still there :(
Your toothbrush is there as well?
I can't keep up with the new lingo
I know what a Brazilian is, not sure exactly what a Hollywood is - what do they call it when they wax everything plus the pubes in your throat?
Burkino Fasoan
Ah.
I prefer my women to leave a little racing stripe when they wax their throats - all off and I feel like a paedophile
on a hair related subject
is it true that hairdressers often get other people's hair take root in their skin?
with the ammount of hair that they lick
why not?
hairy tongue?
eat some stodgy food?
drink loads?
*Veet?
mmmm
veet. The smell is enough, I can imagine how that tastes.
Funny story:
when I was about 13 I immac'd/veeted my eyebrows. Not totally, just instead of plucking. I have no idea why I thought it would be a good idea. It basically burnt the skin off my face and I had to try and tame my fringe over what was left for weeks.
thats not funny
its horrifying!
imagine what I went through
I had to go to school like it!
Joey ate the wax on Friends that time when they were stuck in Monica's bedroom
Everything else on Friends on based on fact, so I assume it tastes great
It's finally gone
just in case anyone was concerned.
It took 4 coffees, 1 glass of water and a slice of pizza.