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then so be it.
whagwan? <> gokwan?
I invented that
he seems a top fella.
because being an aggressive gay is the only thing more effective than being an aggressive alpha male. i saw him on gordon ramsey and he freaked gordon out by being super gay
Maybe I'm just too much of an alpha male. *sigh*
I mean, what did the runner ever do to anyone? How about shoot Kasabian, shoot-shoot Kasabian, preferably with headshots, then cut their bodies up into tiny little pieces, just in case Satan decides to possess them so as to continue the subjection of the world to their music, having realised that he can create no more horrible torture of his own. Seriously, I know I'm supposed to be constructive, but I don't know what to suggest short of Kasabian enlisting the services of someone who can actually write songs, or maybe replacing each member with a runner-up from The X Factor.
That noise in the eleventh second… I thought it was someone saying "Shh". I thought Kasabian were going to shut up, and I could sit back and think "Well, it's an improvement over their previous work at least". But alas, it was just someone opening a fizzy drink. That's what I'm led to believe anyway, by the equally unnecessary "Ahh!" in the fourteenth. Look, I know the guitar chords are ripped straight out of the 70s, I'm guessing in an effort to replicate the success Wolfmother have had of late by doing likewise, and I think the attempt to distract from this by adding the sound of someone drinking a Pepsi over the top (do any of the leading soft drinks manufacturers get royalties for this song, by the way?), although misguided, is valiant, I really do, but couldn't they have just… you know… actually done something original instead? Oh, and I like the way the melody/instrumentation (scattergun approach – nice) completely changes after exactly two minutes. Well, I say "like"… What I mean is, it's further evidence that Kasabian produce some of the most contrived music in the world today.
The lyrics are shocking. The ones I can understand are, anyway, which pretty much limits them to just the chorus, the one part of the song which isn't aided either by a complete lack of a vocal melody (as opposed to the verses, which are hindered by the very presence of one). In general, I'm not too keen on repetition of lyrics within the same chorus, but I think in cases like this, where the lyrics are so bad that they make me wish, not just that I'd never heard them, but also that I'd never learnt English, thus rendering me incapable of even imagining them, new words for each line should be absolutely mandatory, if only for the sake of possibly stumbling across something not so gut-wrenchingly horrendous. Apart from that, maybe some elocution lessons could be in order?
Positives… positives… The end's quite good, you know, in the sense that IT'S THE END. Or at least it would be, if someone hadn't come up with the bright idea of putting the song on the promo copy THREE TIMES. Whoever you are, please don't do that again. Thank you.
STOP!! I SEE IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! WE'RE ALL WASTING AWAY!
WE'RE ALL WASTING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
for their PR company.
MAYBE I WILL
I believed his name was 'Gok Wang'
:( :( :( FUCK YOU.
*I'm* a fucking prick?! HOW ABOUT YOU, KNOB JOCKEY.
guess which one isn't taking it seriously
Considering the topics of his show, a likely story, Gok, a likely story.
Stop changing profiles!
but COME ON: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/2LisaFairyPA_468x619.jpg
Lisa Butcher. From Fairy to Butch(er). Lol.
Is what Gok Wan means in Chinese.
His brother is solid and is called Kwoklyn Wan or Tony to his friends.
"His brother is solid".
the second is from seeing his brother teaching some sort of martial arts, I only went along because one of my ex girlfriends did some kind of like kickboxing.
I have never been so scared of men and women in PJs before.
you're right, I've been dead all these years.
Right martial arts yeah, why do people spend years learning an art, only to not be able to use it in everyday life?
Go outside and take a walk.
or do you actually have reasons?
I didn't at first, but then I warmed to him. I'd love a hug of the Gok, but he really needs to stop calling breasts "bangers".
*piano riff starts*
*all the Ghostbusters come down the pole*
he'd be gok wan carr
Unlike all the other make over shows, who's format is "You're imperfect, change", he's all about using what you've got to your advantage, using things that people can actually afford off the high street. He makes women feel better about themselves for being themselves, not because he's given them ten grand of cosmetic surgery.
Though my gay mate said he came into the gay bar he worked in and was a total bitch, but he says that about every famous gay celebrity, I think he's just jealous