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above all others?
It's not worth going to jail for. I don't want to see one that much.
(I'm not in a band)
in a pub carpark yesterday. I guess it could have been the funniest thing ive ever seen. i dont think i want to see anything else now.
wrapped around my willy!
whoever the equivelant of Scarlett Johansson is in 20 years or so when my marriage goes flat and I have a midlife crisis.
i would say aliens.
Stop Making Sense.
not a restaging. THE original. and not on DVD.
I know its impossible but thats what i want.
going from island to island and camping out and surfing outer reefs and stuff. One day perhaps. What part in particular would you recommend?
very pretty they were too
You're a cunt
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFETIME??
And that is a serious answer.
Doubt it will happen though.
someone gets it
Twice more before I die.
being flattened by a steamroller, one after the other.
him and Nick Grimshaw would be the first to cop it.
yeah, fuck the oil companies.
a house deed for a flat in berlin with my name on
myself happily in love with a wonderful woman. please.
good things will come from that.
People would still be cunts to almost exactly the same degree. Religion causes very few problems. Human nature causes millions.
to hate/discriminate/tortue/kill/witch-hunt/bully in the name of religion.
Fuck religion, fuck the hypocrisy of it, fuck the sanctimonious leaders of churches/religions that have held back science and society for years.
Fuck all religion!
Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
There we go.
If we agreed on everything this would be a most boring life!
i think you're speaking for the both of us. it wouldn't stop people being shit though unfortunately.
It's the one thing that holds us back as a species, fucking religion.
by some form of supersition,like horoscopes.Anyway some people just HAVE to believe in something
i can understand that.
Why do you have to believe in something?
That sounds like bullshit religious propaganda!
add this to my list
wrightylew's thread was deleted.
we may never know
it kills people and people suck
thread about this
its just one of my friends was recently diagnosed with cancer :(
How's he doing?
the doctor gave him a 50% chance, and he's already started chemo, but a lot of his swelling and stuff has gone down, so we're very hopeful!
and i agree with him
He's obviously doing it for attention.
Now...can you post a thread with my name as the title, please?
read your post again and you may see why? if you still don't understand then i'm afraid you're beyond help.
if you didn't understand "i'm the thick one" wasn't ment in a literal sense.
My post was tongue in cheek...by rising to my jesting suggestion with a catty little 'i wouldn't give you the satisfaction'' you clearly missed this.
Jog on, tiny soldier. Be back for dinner.
i played with your mind, like i do with everyone on here. it rare that i "rise" to something, i don't actually care about what you post enough to bother.
No. You're some bored, disillusioned young man who spends his day typing, while his peers are off gallivanting around town, with their prying fingers in girl’s knick-knicks.
I bet your room smells of stale sweat, dried semen and tears.
if any of those things were true i'd probably be a little upset.
Ideally in a suicide pact with Jeremy Clarkson.
you're probably wondering why I've called you into my office..."
I didn't mean to make you think I was starting a piece of erotic fan fiction. You'll have to find somewhere else to finish yourself off.
I have some magic beans and a cow.
two blokes! two blokes! oh no, oh no, oh no.
and i don't mean my bum ring, though that would do for a start.
very, very thin piano playing willies.
Only gays like fingers up the bum.
only gays like to stick fingers up mens bums!
(in the not gay way)
Everything is going over your head today, isn't it.
Are you about to share with us first hand experience of shoving a thumb up a vast array of starlets arses?
You really are a fucking idiot :D
some sort of descendent of mine
an oscar. in my hands. yes.
naked twins!and hot ones not ugly
would be a plus
I did some totalizing earlier this month and I have about 124 out of the 777 or something like that there have been.
or something. WITH PICTURES.
my Dad didn't reproduce until he was 27.
I thought 'my sons reaching 30'' was a statement. I forgot what thread this was.
. was quite cool.
the Promise Ring reform to play a gig in my back garden. Can't see this happening though...
can I come? Can we have Mineral too?
from on top of that statue of that guy
even if i replace husband with wife. i'm not scared of comittment it's just the kids part.
I'd like this, too. Eventually. When I'm 30 or something.
I'm not really coming up with any of my own ideas in this thread, am I?