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and my dentist says my hair looks lovely"
What jokes make you laugh which shouldn't?
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that was a keyboard malfunction
...or was it a unconventional joke?
and good will hunting needs to solve it
if i said i was wiping dirt off my keyboard and accidentally pressed enter?
yourself to sleep at night...
this thread was a let down
this thread,he may eventually tell us
timing was key.
but in an ironic fashion..
awkwardly told bad joke schtick though, that woulda been cool and endeared you to the ladies
you just keep dishing out crushing disappointments instead
girls like men who are horrible and let them down! so i win!
well, elephants are large mammals and the chances are it would have disrupted much of your house's structure, the average door frame and any kitchen surfaces. they're also notoriously loud, so maybe check with family or housemates to see if they saw or heard anything out of the ordinary.
look what you've made me do. my whole mystique, ruined. THNX.
I still enjoyed it.You now win.Well done
remember its your audience that makes your art what it is
im reading one of your reviews, it reminds me a bit of reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
so please refrain from comparing my reviews to it. i should never be allowed near a promo copy of an album again.
im not sure whether i like the radioplay thing they did of it more or not, i wish i hadnt lent it to someone
i enjoyed the review
which one was it?
i have never listened to subtle, but its the only one on the list i have heard of so i read it
or does she know us all to well...
not screaming terror like the passengers on his bus'
I Lol'd.It's like the one "My granddads last words were "Knock-Knock".And it's a shame cos he's a funny bloke",but more funny
Vet picks up dog to observe it.
A look of dread and anguish enters the vet's eyes.
"What is it? Is something wrong?"
"I'm absolutely going to have to put your dog down."
"Oh god! Why?"
"He's incredibly heavy."
despite me not wanting him to.