so i was just drinking a glass of water
there's a storm outside
my one of the directors of the company comes over to ask me to do some extra work that i don't have the time or inclination to
as i turn to face him, a drop of water falls on my arm

i then spend about 20 seconds staring at the ceiling wondering where the leak came from, him thinking im insane, and being insulted that i might've thought he'd spat on me.

turns out the water fell out of my moustache.

this has been a christopheralcxxk presentation on the behalf of christopheralcxxk, who may be putting on a gig in september.