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i hope you have one one day... :(
Thanks for letting us know.
seriously stop starting depressing threads mate.
I just wanna be your lover.
i've never had a boyfriend. so there's hope for you.
over on that embarrassing exes thread though lol ;)
how comes ur not bad to look at? :S
of bumbling awkward guys out there thou esspecially in london. aslong as ur both aware before that ur slightly nobbly u should be fine.
I got atleast 4 friends in central london that fit that criteria and i only know 5! LOL
and dress it in hotpants
I'm hoping to dress up a small menagerie of animals up like Steps (Steptacular-era) and seduce them one by one
that that won't be something you have to worry too much about happening, 75% maybe, I'm sure it won't, it'll be fine, honestly, i guess, especially if they don't look like H or Faye. 70%.
Lets make a pact to fuck a golden tamarind before graduation. It'll be hilarious, and we'll learn something about ourselves in the process
For the second time today -1/10
What is it?
enjoying 1 of 6.
It's made me turn veggetarian
I had one in the one near King's Cross train station. I think i'll just stick to the double cheeseburgers.
I just had to buy a box after having a dream about getting some and putting an onion ring in each one to make a mini rodeo burger (TM).
I jumped out of bed in the morning like a man possessed. Mumbled something to the girl I was with that I had had a weird premonition and ran out of the door very mysteriously. Unfortunately, i was in a hotel in Cardiff so i had no idea where the nearest Burger King was. I found it eventually and fulfilled the prophecy. They were OK, but nothing to write home about. Whilst i was eating them I got a text asking me if i was OK and where i was. Suddenly realising how much of a weirdo i'd look if i told her that i had jumped out of bed with her to go to Burger King after having a dream about it I lied about my whereabouts.
i'm not that bothered. I don't like the look of "dating".
It gets better after that stage.
i've never been on a date
i've also never been in a relationship, so i guess i don't really count
They were weird and seemed somewhat immature or false or something.. It's difficult to put my finger on it, but they weren't comfortable experiances and I don't really ever want to go on one again.
Being friends with people before having a relationship is by far the best way.
i find it very hard to move on from the friendship thing if there's been a proper friendship, but like i said i've never moved on from ANYWHERE to an actual relationship so i wouldn't know. i'm going to stop posting in this thread now
You only went on a date because you'd watched too many Hollywood films growing up and it seemed the correct thing to do.
everyone seems to skip this bit.
ok it can be shit and horrendously awkward. but that's why alcohol was invented! and i have had some amazingness first dates... sigh!! <3
i miss dating :(
are the kind of person who would be good at that sort of thing though.
i'm genetically disposed to be utterly shite at dating. :(
Its the eternity afterwards when you've learnt everything about that person and realise you have nothing left to say thats the problem...
but i wouldn't say the "best" part. i like being comfortable. better for other things, y'know?
Its probably the most exciting time though, learning about each other, not sure if they like you etc etc
but apparently its heavenly
mainly because it was a reply to "i live in watford".
Worse? I think so.
If so, I'll have you. meet you at ...the blue arches at 5.49 today. No later.
you won't have the emotional baggage and scars from previous heartache(s), which stands you in good stead. Trust.
surely a person can have a lot of heartache even if they've not been in a real relationship?
not me though, obvs.
or same sex, depending on preference, obvs.
If you've never been fucked over by someone you like/care for a LOT you'll be less cynical/bitter/suspicious/etc I would imagine.
without having been in a relationship with them?
Are we talking unrequited here? I guess there's always the 'we wouldn't work' or other such situation that could mean a relationship never happened but left emotional "scars" of some kind...
it's BLATANTLY not like i'm talking about myself here.
Sorry if I've been insensitive.
don't worry, i'm being stupid :)
and it has no impact on the extent of ones feelings or emotions towards another person. So of course you can be pretty emotionally fucked around with without ever having been in a categorised 'relationship'.
and will go through the things you go through in your first relationship like being over jealous and other stuff.
you're only 20 for god'sake
you don't need a girlfriend...
Getting to my age without having ever been in a relationship.
the long blondes!1
embrace the uncomplicatedness
just go out and pull and you'll feel a lot better
i'm born in nov '86!
my birthday is Nov 5th.
mine is on the 9th
when's yours bianca?
NOVEMBER PEOPLE, UNITE!
Amazing. I've never known anyone with the same birthday as me.
i think i've reached that age where there is a massive chance the boy will be lots younger than me without me realising. and then it's gross. :(
but then i realised you're older than me.
ok, so 2 years left of randomly pulling. shit.
it's not helped by people assuming i'm 19 when i'm NOT, so 19 year old boys chat me up and it's wrong wrong wrong.....
Burger King next Tuesday, 13:30.
that's special. why not.
where do you draw the line?
i'm trying a new tactic, where i only date older guys, because ALL my previous boyfriends have been younger than me. and they've all gone horrendously wrong. So yeah. NEW PLAN.
That's how it usually starts!
But you'll have no regrets...
sounds better than my backlog of experiences.
straight to... <sniff>... my heart!
unless your planning on hitting on 12 year olds or something.
Many people don't have serious relationships until their mid-twenties - I can think of several mates of mine, male and female that this applies to.
Don't beat yourself up about it or match yourself against some "normality" - your perceptions of it might well be wrong, after all.
and are probably well fucked up.
nowt to worry about
til i was 18. Mainly because i was massively socially awkward. I just used to change the subject when members of the opposite sex were brought up.
Better not to have not been one at all than to have been in a horrible one.
girlfriends are awesome, mine's lovely. go out and get one, you stud!
Dont worry about it one day it will happen you cant force these things.
I'm currently single, so dinner?
get a life?
not really what I was getting at...
go outside, there's bound to be some chicks just GAGGING for a boyfriend. I know because I've seen it on those late night adverts that tell me to 'text girls in your area'. They're usually in jacuzzis with mobile phones.
youve got to buy them shit n stuff.
I've been going by a philosophy that the world has to find me someone this year because my misery is just getting a bit...stupid.
But this can even carry on into the early 20s?
at the wank thread
could be worse
but what if i was in a hospital and tripped through a curtain, into somewhere a woman was giving birth and seeing an acorn horribly positioned pointy side up on the floor, grabbed my pants for protection, giving a huge sigh of relief knowing that the acorn missed right in front of everyone?
Nothing would be worse.
Except maybe if i couldn't form a sentence
me up with whatever made you say that?
it began with like a slightly funny thought in my head. so i wrote the first sentence, and realized that it wasn't funny at all, so i was just about to abandon reply when i thought i could save it.
It's my fail post masterpiece.
not involving death:
ten thousand cats are sitting on your face as you wake up. You injure yourself quite a bit and step on their little tails and paws in your efforts to escape from the room. You walk into the next room. Your favourite band are in there, wanking, and singing 'mary had a little lamb'. You hurry through. Now you are in a room with a floor made from Glad wrap/cling film, and you have to get across it. Under the glad wrap are fifty sharks, and blood is pooling around them from their last victims. Sudddenly you are in hospital. Everyone you know is lying there, looking sad- but you can't say anything. Now you are on the floor in the dark. Alone. You just realised you can't walk. And you'll never be able to walk again. And you're stuck on the floor in this black room. Now you'll never get a girfriend, and that's for certain. And you can hear something coming towarrds you....
it was shit and I might as well not have bothered. But every time I go on one of my dodgy websites I'm told I can 'meet GIRLS in (my) AREA!' so, you know, there's still hope for us.
if you were 30 then i'd be a little worried