http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/graphics/2007/12/08/simpson2.jpg

Melodramatic loser who knows nothing of calming down his news stories accordingly.

Everything is ultra serious. I'm not saying he should be like that floppy-armed idiot who used to be Political Editor, with his endless shit metaphors, but Simpson reckons he's like the BBC's personal action man.

All he's doing is sensationalising stories that don't need it.