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and now i have about 30ft of strawberry lace. what shall i do with it?
Do your shoes with it.
Eat it like spaghetti.
the shoes i have on me don't have laces.
i already am but want to do something more meaningful with it.
and climb down to toy town where the street lights are lollipops and car's wheels are liqourice allsorts; where bertie bassett is king.
Invite your lover round and have a lady and the tramp moment.Alternatively,you could get a real tramp...
i would get bored.
a tramp eating large quantities of confectionary.They're ravenous bastards!You'd get through it in no time,trust me
Whip it good
whip someone a long way away from you
chart the course of your veins all over your body
then post a video on youtube
say they came like that and demand your money back.
but then eat it