regardless of their club loyalties.

When we perfect the partnership between Gerrard and Barry, the National team will be able to get the best of them both in the England team.

Gerrard is often shit for England. Barry's usually better. Once they realise how to play together, our midfield will be unstoppable. Thanks to Liverpool.

We'll leave it to the rest of the Prem to sort us out some decent strikers, after Newcastle ruined Owen and McLaren criminally overlooked the masterclass of Carragher.