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but it is amazing
As if it wasn't bad enough that tall guys were taking all the short girls, now midgets are stealing them away from us as well.
WOWED her with his Austin staying Powers, making love THREE TIMES in 20 minutes.
ALMOST DROWNED as she tried to seduce him in the bath!
STACKED phone books on chairs so he could eat with her at the table.
LOATHED her miniature pet dog—because it was taller than him
"...And that's the long and short of it."
at the drowning thing, and " he looked like a drowned rat and stomped off with bubbles on his shiny head"
It must be amazing.