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but that ain't hard.
And I think I'd like it.
Go on. Imagine it.
as it finished. Mind you, Sharapova is the premier screemer I think.
i remember that. i don't really blame him, though.
if that happened. I'm afraid of her.
horrifly powerful, yes she would brake you. ALL.
I'm unbreakable like a ruler
Y'know if she stepped up I'd fool her
I'd let her squeeze my penis
And thank God it wasn't Venus
how unpopular you'd be if you knocked up britain's most promising female tennis player whilst statutory raping her?
you'dbe lynched by half the poulace of the home counties
but it's not enough! everything else about her isn't overly appealing.
who got that shot will probably be able to retire on the proceeds.
makes a better noise as well
what a bunch of pervs we are
hers isn't bad either
to anyone who's said yes in this thread, that I don't think you personally would get a choice in the matter. If you catch my drift.
on how long until the first upskirt shot of Laura Robson crops up in a tabloid?
she's too big
Your username would be the most apt thing ever in this thread.
this thread makes me feel better. thank you.
you better hope she uses plenty of lube or you won't be able to walk for two weeks.
Having said that, I'm not what you would call choosy