Boards
this sign on the office fire escape
we're in one of those buildings that has loads of companies in different units. it used to be a post depot or something. anyway, if you exit my office, go across the corridor and go outside, you end up on the fourth floor of the fire escape, which we few smokers in the office use as our ad-hoc smoking area, because no-one wants to walk down four floors for a fag break, then back up four floors (the lift has been out of order for about two months). it's a bridge that goes across to the building opposite, so standing in the middle, you get a nice view, and you're away from both buildings. it's a little scary if you look down. it's not really allowed, so we take our butts in and put them in the bin. there is no cctv up there.
so today, we go out to find this sign. all spelling mistakes are copied directly from the sign.
"It is strictly against our company policy to somke in this area. You are damaging the health of your colleagues through passive smoking and raining cigarette butts on people below.
There is designanated smoking area at the back of the car park and you are allowed to smoke in front of the street not in the entrance. CCTV is watching. If you smoke here, we will catch you and report you to the appropiate authoritys."
It's laminated and chained to the fence, so it looks like it's from building staff, but it's actually printed on the back of an invoice addressed to the fashion company who are on the ground floor. This makes sense, as we saw them taking photos of us the other day.
So, do I
a.write them a letter explaining that they are being retarded
b.passively aggressively go out with a marker pen and correct all their spelling and grammar errors
c.make sure to stop somking out there but keep smoking out there
d.post on DiS about it
e.report them to the building staff
f.set fire to their clothing-filled offices
g.all of the above