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"The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government."
you would be there, fo' sho'.
For a moment I thought that WI meant Women's Institute
"Right so you're saying there was a man in your basement covered in tomato sauce okay let me just write that down."
"IT WASN'T TOMATO IT WAS BARBECUE YOU PRICK"