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I'm desperate. Renting is out of the question.
If anyone has a fur coat I can borrow, I will officialy be your bitch.
I'd go with the wives thing. Either you can pick them up with your legendary skills and then kill them, or just strap six blow-up dolls to yourself.
could be good. Failing that go for the furs.
a crinkled hanky down your front
If you update me on ur life on a status update and on here I might have to kick u in the nuts
ask a fat man if he has a big coat and shave a ginger DiSer/neighbour in their sleep
That's the key ingredient. I'm sure a female friend will own a beret which would pass as a hat. As for the cape- use an old velvet curtain.
Buy some brown tights/leggings, or wear white football socks. I have some white fencing ones which would do the trick.
with The Apprentice?
I would love it if "making a Henry VIII costume" was one of the stages in the interview/audition process.
Please make a real go of it. It would be brilliant.
I will print off another one and do it properly. Just for you Phil.
Although if you go to the press I will gut you like the fish that you are.
Someone make me fat and bald.
How is that going to make him fat? You haven't thought this through.
or chicken legs
by using a lot of paper.
If you're nice to me I'll help you.
Kayleia, you've always been my favourite. Please help me. Please.
is wear black trousers, and maybe some boots. Then get a red t-shirt, or a shirt in like xxxl size. Stuff yourself up so you look really fat. Then cut out a white bit and then trim it with some gold spray painted dolie. team up with a waistcoat? if it's velour, the better. Then buy a tiny hat like a beret and stick a massive feather in it. Also carry around a fit bird all night and a leg of chicken. and maybe a stick. don't forget a beard!
with sophies ideas vvvvvvvvv
out of some concentina paper!
genius. outfit may be destroyed.
and a beard, you can buy a beret well cheap. I'm making a pillbox hat and a rosette for my Jackie Kennedy costume on Saturday, shall we have a craft day together?
Yes, lets do that.
come to my house on Saturday afternoon. I live just down the road from a sewing shop! I have a sewing machine! I'm surrounded by shops and markets selling cheap crap!
I will be the best Henry VIII, since, well, Henry VIII
Right, who wants to be one of my wives
Or I will behead you.
so I won't even apply!
Tight cycling shorts on top.
Black work shoes for your suit.
Silver buckles on them made with tin foil.
Gold foil for stuff around your neck.