a) I got told off by a woman for walking down a street late at night having a (probably reasonably loud knowing me) discussion about bondage with a friend of mine on my mobile.
b) I live in a ground floor flat with a 6 foot high fence and, due to my shower for some reason setting off the fire alarm and nobody being able to see me anyway, I've taken to showering with the back door open. Anyway this morning I walked naked out of my shower only to find a guy I'd never met three feet away from me in the garden.*
*He was a builder doing work on the house I didn't know about rather than someone who shouldn't've been there...