Right, deciding that Andy Murray wasn't punishment enough for me last night I tuned in to watch everyone's favourite baldy throw some shapes and get an eye full of John Torode's tongue.
1. Andi Peters actually is the gayest man on the planet.
2. Hywel Simons is apparently much loved. In my house he is apparently unknown.
3. Fat Head likes 'great big cracks of pepper' - what are they?
4. No one in this series has yet made Fat Head's favourite dish 'sex on a plate'.
Being a misanthrope I'll be there in the same place at the same time tonight.