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Whiterussian isnt a valid answer...
He will be too busy looking at himself in the mirror thinking about his future modeling career.
bachelor uncle, actually a bit nervous about fucking up so trying extra hard
I´m always very good with Siobhan when Steve is out.
I said it wasn't valid!
to ask which board members you would leave your kid with
And probably Lauren.
there are more obvious ones too.... but I can't be bothered to list!
I already have 2 and sometimes 3 with my wife's niece !
I can take care of kids !
Besides, we know it is Rich unless it is a 15 year old boy when it is klaire.
I'm actually fantastic with children...and find them good company as long as they're below 2 years old.
that when i was 16 i made out with a 15 year old. i'm obviously a peadophile.
and the computer is all i have to keep myself entertained, hence the post count
thats a pretty good spelling of that, i'm gonna adopt it
Was it a lie?
my fingers were all over the place.
This is Defcon5
she'd be too busy posting on drowned in sound and i'd end up with a burnt baby or something.
she had the munchees and had a californian cheese burger
its quite an obscure one
if not obsucre
I love the way the baby is held in the 2 buns :D
I don't want them being in one of his 'stories'
Normal kids, fat kids, mental kids- they all love me! In fact, I spent last saturday in Thorpe Park with three 9 year olds and each and everyone of them was safely returned to their parents practically unharmed.
I resent your comment thoroughly.
You seem trustworthy. And they'd enjoy your hair.
Maybe there's a chance I might be capable of properly looking after a child one day.
your name makes me hungry for chocolate everytime I see it.
Next time Junior Appleby-Mahon needs a babysitter when we're heading to the pub, you can come over.
I'd be happy to babysit anytime.
i vote: wrightylew.
I'm lovely with children and animals, and anything that doesn't have the ability to have sinister thoughts towards me.
the child would come back with a fringe haircut, straightners and dressed like a lumber jack.
my kids are not fair game.
no kid of mine is going to ever play games workshop.
Harru - he'd lose it!
but he'd manage to find it again.
Like a finger or its virginity.
the best way I could answer this is to list the ones that I WOULD leave my kid with.
There would be very few.
the answer would be Mirri
after reading the thread.
no one else
the awnser will be me, I wont hurt the baby or anything but I will make it soooo board that it will never want to leave mummy again... thus making the mummy feeling very validated :D
Only Mirri, as she is the only one I know IRL off here that I would trust enough.
I wouldn't leave her with someone I don't know, so the others would be hypothetical.
and just because you didn't make the list doesn't meen i would.
Can we arrange a date for me and your kid to have a bath?
ha, 3 in a day!
or something along those distorted lines
i'd hate to be stuck with your kid
she'd make a great mother.
she mothers everyone, she carries rolls round in her bag!
i wish she was my mum
i ment sadpunk not sarkyfox, silly me.
I consider this a huge compliment.
thats a real blow that is
no-one mentions me on lists, what gives?
i think if they weren't a baby i would be like a super fun uncle!
but not a very young child!
she is dirty
because you wouldn't cope musically.
She goes through phases where all she wants to do is listen to 'Elephant' by the White Stripes on endless repeat and after the fourth time round in a row you start to question whether taking your own life might be the best option.
but she's obsessed. She gets annoyed when I put 'white blood cells' on even. 'No Daddy! I want REAL White Stripes!'
I've seen his behaviour.