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i just licked a rizla
or the top of a fruit fool container.
sort of yoghurty thing but with more air
i'm gagging :(
but have you quit or something?! Rizla.
i just don't have any, nor any money to buy any with until tomorrow.
if you've got a filter tip
It felt kind of rude not to groom her in return. She's very clean anyhow.
LICKING PUSSY RATHER THAN EATING FROZEN BREAD AND THE RESPECTIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF EACH THING COMMENT.
She's CLEAN. And surprisingly enough, has at no point in her life ever been frozen.
And she's just like an extension of me anyhow.
Of course she doesn't.
That would be cruel. She has a really adorable Princess collar though. Apart from she didn't like it much so I took it off.
But I also think she'd hate me. Maybe I should just photoshop them on to pictures. That should do.
knock off cornetto.
budget victory? I think soo
followed by a Solero at lunch
after devoring a pack of mexican chilli McCoys. MMMMMMMM YUMMY
i don't have a cock
and it will be the highlight of my day. i have 15 minutes to decide what kind to get.
See how irate you make me?
is that an ice lolly
Then it counts as an ice cream.
idve thunk it was a bit harder to say, like its an ice lolly masquerading as ice cream or something, or maybe the other way round
Any level of ice cream negates the lolly part.
whoever invented them to use both elements as ingredients and confuse people like that
It's very, very simple.
i feel enlightened now, i'm gonna go have some form of ice based snack food
40 for £1.09 at tesco.
after eating some salt n shake crisps.
Being a sexy, hair metal rockstar \m/
it's my last one though :(
"calypso" but looks and tastes like an orange maid one.
i want an ice lolly now, and a pet lion
fail though, they should have tried feeding the wolves soleros.
'idk, which animal could we feed these to, omg, i reckon the lion would eat it'
what kind of ice lolly should i get
"Police later recovered a large amount of ice cream in carrier bags at his home."
it wouldve been pretty cool to do jury service for that case
but i don't understand HOW they caught them? i would have done it better. i reckon you could get away with it wearing a ninja outfit and if you weren't drunk. want in?
me and sadpunk are gonna go steal an elephant from a zoo so he can ride it with his ladyfriend up to scotland, can we do it at the same time
i was thinking about stealing a couple of monkeys so i could train them as butlers who are really cynical about their jobs
i thought maybe we could just go to the zoo and open the enclosures and just casually saunter out with the animals and maybe noone would notice but yr ninja plan sounds better
not really though. that would be pretty gross wouldn't it?
i was doing pseudo-sexy for my lesbian lover.
but that it's okay and good to snog girls. make your mind up! ;)
it's a thing we have, my lesbian lover and me
it feel like it has voltage