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tell me wonderful stories about slamming doors please.
and this guy was all like "fuck this shit" and he all like got up and like totally just like slammed the door. I was like 'woah'
i know i totes am!
i had to go to the hospital, my nail was coming off and i'd fractured my finger.
She broke 3 fingers. LOLZ
accidentally held open the door of the pub gents to a woman, on account of her being a bit butch and that. She scowled.
She wasn't butch so it just looked like I was inviting her in for some fun.
and this woman smiled at me, and i said 'it's a mission to get in' meaning, you know, that i'd been waiting a while. She heard 'Permission to get in' (or something and ran off to the toilet and the door.
slammed john travolta's hard-on with a car door once.
it were well LOL!
it crushed his face through his brain and out of the back of his head.
I was trying to imagine if his face was now backwards or if you could just see the back of his features from the back of his face.
Then I went to the toilet and fapped myself silly.
your face is shítter than mine, ginger :D
how on earth did she raise a violent scamp like you?
i bet you're a right pansy really
when i slam a car door closed too hard when it's a person i don't know very well's car and it makes a loud noise. the end
so hard that the glass in it came out.
that was not a good day.
so i got soaked on the way to college, and i got a knife pulled out on me on the night.
and not strictly slamming.
But once, my sister was cycling along, and one of those barriers they have to stop you getting out of carparks without paying, those ones that rise into the air and stuff, came down without her noticing after we'd all gone through it and chonked her on the head and knocked her out.
This was in Holland.
My sister came round, saw me laughing, and chased me around before trying to batter me. She didn't do this to mother, which I find slightly unfair.
this is crucial to my imagining of the event.
I hope you now have a clearer picture.
isnt it the same place
i'm now picturing you all ctling around painted orange and other things a lot clearer
My sister looks like me only goofier and with much longer hair and more muscles.
Mother is fit.
I'm just far too tough for this "closing" lark.
but the other day I totally slammed this hott chick, and she was all like 'wow! you were amazing and your cock is so big!' and I was all like 'yeah i know, all 141 girls i boned have said that'
and then i flew off. the end