A BT engineer was round my house this morning installing a new phone line in my room upstairs. i had a tidy up and showed him where i wanted it to go. What i hadn't predicted was that he'd have to move my bed to drill a hole and in doing so he uncovered my grot pile.

So, I left him to it and then went to check on him about an hour in to see how he was getting on. You can imagine my suprise when i walked into my room and found him sat on my bed reading a year old copy of Men Only. By the look on his face i'm sure he was seconds away from getting his knob out. He was a bit suprised to see me also and put the magazine to one side and said, "Don't worry, i'll put everything back when i'm finished".
"Finished what!?!" I asked him puzzledly, thinking that he definitely was still about to have a wank even though he had been rumbled.
"Erm, putting the phone line in".

Who else has had their porn stash comprimised?