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I vote klaire and snow_brigade.
whats going on now?
it appears you are the Brad and Angelina for the bored office worker masses. Expect a 4 page spread in Hello soon.
Are you in full line of sight with Angelina? Otherwise that shout is renered void, as well you know.
is like rendered.
actually, tired i think. So she can't join in this debate. I don't think i've the authority to make such a big decision.
that's just your style ;) Also, are you set on mute today? x
I will reply in a moment.
your penchant for the ring. ahem.
Me and DrillNBass. We're so awesome, yeah? Validate us!
I'm talking so much silly fish.
were super cute? is it the matching hair and general colours? or fact we are both midgets?
of course we're cute. I'm going to push anyone that thinks we aren't to the ground and tickle them until they weep blood.
that has go to be least threatening threat with a little twist i have heard in some time. congradulatons my dear.
my violent nature is rubbing off on you, its taken you long enough. :)
i am actualy rather proud of it. lol
coaxed out the dark choclately centre from within my sugary sweet coating.
Yes, I am a smartie.
i hope your not orange i dont like orange and choclate combo well not fake chocolate falvouyred ones but real orange and cho9clate can be okays and ill consume your flesh . yes in canaballistic way anytime :)
i am romantic that way
I heard the dye they use to colour the red ones is made from some kind of beetle. If this is true, I'll love red smarties and will metaphorically be one even more.
i rememeber telling you it, and you feeling sa dofr there deaths as we where talking about pigments in paint.
"Violet Smarties are dyed with cochineal, a derivative of the Cochineal insect which is listed in the ingredients as carminic acid. Its presence means that Smarties are neither kosher nor vegetarian."
one of my fav insects there pretty.
an Egyptian Scarab (dung) beetle tattoo a while ago, but sort of disregarded it.. Might be a bit too cliched. Could twist it in someway perhaps.
Got others I want first though. Prioritise!
even me. but i wanted mroe twistedesq boroughs thuingy i was drqwings
Your a bigger fan of him than me though, so..
idea of. writting is very suitable to owns.. and yes...
perhaps. i thought you where fond og his works and whole gonzo esq ?
i am a silly thingy.
Gonzo as in writing style? Yeah, muchly so.
I just thought you were a bigger Burroughs fan? I don't know.
How are you silly?
so i wouldnty know if your like im more than me or vice a versical
i am overltly silly jilly
yes i am you.
cough medicen tastes nice like liquid ash.
what coour is your pallet
pathetic, i pity you.
i am in my apartment. how strange
Didn't you know about the warm glow that envelopes you wherever you go?
your not just describing a fever? maybe i have the monopologitisist dieases with stuff?
how ... why?
You'e a warm, spicy character (in my opinion), hence aura. What did you think your aura'd be like?
Mine is purple. Apparently.
how does one find out the colour of your aura?
i actualy belive that. its very suitable colour for you.
Someone I used to know was into all that stuff and told me it was mostly pruple with hints of green. I can't remember if he told me what that means, if anything. Would be cool to find out.
i grrr at mention at male gender.
hold your hand up in front of your face, between you and the wall, stare at your hand until you start to see colours around the outline of your hand, the one there is most of (should only be one, primarily), well, that is the colour of your aura. seemingly.
it's not the same every time, though.
mine is green right now. no idea what that means.
I mean light in colour kind of plain.
Maybe not right now. I will fall asleep if I concentrate too much on something like that.
oi thought you where going to bed anyway??
although I think they may have split up
you're turning into me, helene
ME and scarlet_apples.
she just makes do with you while i'm away.
love you too.
according to facebook....
Yes, that faint noise you are now hearing is in fact the sound of every man on DiS weeping in unison.
His REAL NAME IS 29??!!
pieces_of_cyberdemon and sophia yet
just an observation
and you'll know why.
i've not facebook-added anyone after Zonino yet...maybe i'll get round to it at some point
Perfect couple. Been a bit shaky recently but we've pulled through
when he's old enough to marry me
why are all the best guys* too short??
*you and yoni wolf
so the big boys don't get jealous
i say: ChrisJape and Chris-is-cool
i'm too fragile
not your style?
i'll protect you x
harru, are you going public yet?
Anyone wanna go out with me? Deadly serious replies only.
Things I have going for me:
I can play the guitar to a reasonable standard
I am good at tracing things so am artistic
I have good knowledge of coffee shops and walks in glasgow's west end and surrounding areas
I am very liberal with cigarettes and would not mind giving a few away
I can talk to you about at least 5 subjects, specialising in mild banter
I have reasonably good being funny skills
I won a rugby trophy when I was 14
I have the appearance of a much physically stronger man than I am
Those are my skills.
*changes facebook status to "it's complicated"*
ya poofy cunt
told me he was well spoken then i spoke to him on the phone and i had to concentrate way hard because his accent was so thick. i can't even understand him when i'm drunk.
you wouldn't understand me at all then. And my accent isn't even that thick.
This looks so accusatory, Laura! I'm SO well spoken that I get "poof!" shouted at me by neds :(
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
scottish people are full of WEIRD WORDS.
but much harder and much more fearful.
Only Buckfast can breed them.
but being scottish they're about a million times more terrifying and violent. It's weird because whereas english chavs seem to be quite a racist bunch, neds seem to just attack completely indiscriminately.
"Awright, Laura? How ye daein'? Ye guid? Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face" etc.
you taught me new words? but i forgot them.
don't worry, we'll get a translator for the vows.
'cause you were going "That's what me and Neshy call Malcolm Middleton!"
We'll need a translator for our whole marriage. Or I can just talk in a fake English accent
i think the gag is more about how he calls himself "malcy" in his songs that are in the third person. not sure if that's even true. i talk too much crap. perhaps we should just not talk. silence ftw!
I NAEEE PRONONCE YA MAHN AN WOIFE
I'd love to see Ian Paisley do a wedding.
We've both got yr standard glasgow non-neddy accent. Pretty bog standard.
I like being exotic to english people :D
like sexy green and pink parrots in an aviary.
i thought it was apt - "youre as exotic as pink and green carrots"
but I didn't say so I didn't look schtoopid x
Plus, James and I really don't like eachother.
He called me a "brain addled lush". Whatever one of those is. :P
I just thought you would get the jest (not to be confused with jist) after I managed to laugh off your, shall we say, "crude" comments...
if we're doing that.
what are we doing?
thought that at first, but then thought you fancied her....
if she had a sister though....
is she shorter than me. Can't be having girls taller than me. So to speak.
23? I can't even pull women my own age.
it was a paedo joke. great.
was that intentional?? :D
given her track record
is what i was going to say.
seriously, it was just the bands. i didnt take any of it personally, especially as i was completely bricking it about sucking as bad as i did on friday.
i didnt suck on sunday, and i ate some duck. you know. you've read my lj. don't pretend you aint
abandonning replies is for pussies. you're not a pussy are you, helene? pussy.
i don't even know where to start
actually it wasn't. im proud of that
he puked on the bus
so i heard....
rather than christopher.
that one, if so.
if not, then nothing. nothing at all.
Don't lie :'(
now im kinda talking about myself in the third person.
im talking about my fictional relationship with sadpunk.
this royterhatfood thing sounds interesting though *grabs popcorn*
make your mind up! :)
thrid sounds like a playround insult!
"Shut up, you thrid!"
can you take me away from this crazy thread please? :)
where would you like to go
We'll take it from there!
were you by chance at Farringdon train station today?
Why? Was my double there?
Anyone who mentions Terrorvision will be dealt with violently :0
honestly, he even had a backpack on the way you had it on at Zonino. Thank fuck I didn't run up and do something weird like side hug him or say something even weirder.
A twin would be handy sometimes!
'Hi you look like Sadpunk's twin. Can I have your number?'
why did it annoy me so much?
and some other stuff.
I'm glad it annoyed you, did it annoy you like a 20 minute walk around Nottingham, an hour stood in the bank and then a walk around to the theatre, rock city and ultimately the police station? ;)
After having but one sip from it!
Please don't take this seriously :)
i'm not sure if i'm ready for the responsibility yet :(
phew, one day i will...
fucking bee jees still stuck in my head :(
You're fucked up! :)
of tiny little men in harrus head. all bumming away with their tiny little jeans round their ankles...
must be me thats fucked up
lucky, lucky phil
wishpig and i-deserve
I noticed wishpig stopped but thought i-deserve just posted less. Ah well.
no time for posting *wink wink nudge nudge *
You're in my favourite DiS couple! :)
yay! you're in my favourite DiS people!
Good to see you and James at the weekend, I don't see you two enough!
or leeds :)
Leeds anyway, Scotland is a bit far! :)
scotland > leeds :P:)
use yr nunchucks
Not after last time!
and brought you to scotland would you come then
i was wracking my brain for a good picture to respond with
pls take this hippo as a token of my apology
but she's with someone! Someone I really like! :)
i didnt mean anything else, do you have any requests as to who i could try employ
*puts on dunces cap*
*sits in corner*
but she doesn't live in Scotland and isn't a nun or a cowboy. I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a lasso either!
She could convince me to go though! :)
but I'd like to think so!
That would be really cool!
wouldnt it be awesome
whats up with that
In the event of a traffic jam, you could just stomp over all the cars!
I really want to do this, arrange it!
do you reckon you could just book it on a plane with you and nobody would notice
i reckon that might work, or do you have a more devious plan
i might steal a monkey while we're at it so i can train it as a butler who is really cynical about its job
but I'll work on an elephant plan! We WILL make this happen! :D
maybe it will come to me in a dream
good night soldier!
i'm meeting Robyn for lunch in edinburgh this friday, i'll let her know how much people off the internet miss her :D
i meant to invite her and matt to GlasgowDiSMeat but then i forgot :( i'm lame.
me and joeydubya x
whiterussian and children...
it's a gift
and his hand.
No gossip and slander! Hooray!
of the gossip and slander and you know it
i don't understand
on Nintendo WiFi Connection
Between Commander Cool and Pretty Vacant who are two of the nicest people I've ever meet, and Cyberdemon and Sophia, because Steve danced to Angel of Death with me at ATP, and also they provided unawkward company on the night I first kissed Sarah so I feel I kind of owe them
commanderwank and pretty_ugly.
seem to be getting kinda close on thee boards.
Horrific or sweet? You decide
but Im afraid that they are pipped to the post by sophia and reece
danielkelly and royter hatfood yet?