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of a drunk saying "what are you looking at?"
probably the most disgusting ad i've ever seen in my life. the part which especially kills me is where the lady says funky monkey. jesus fucking christ.
Is it the only thing that rhymes with chunky?
i didn't know they were allowed to show explicit images.
does anyone deserve that? i'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because of you. ;(
adverts on tube platforms. People are transfixed by them - IT'S JUST A FUCKING 118 ADVERT!
'thank you hills' one. I really want to see that one get taken to the cleaners.
It's this annoying bloke going 'thank you hills - you make us ladeladela. thank you stop signs. you give us a rest'. It's really pleased with itself.
Like this http://youtube.com/watch?v=n_-yyDV9G8k but not French.
Lay into that, plz
ANY couch advert, like DFS ,sofa world or whatever. they are totally pointless, we all know that noone pays full price for a sofa these days and that if i wanted one just about any sofa shop will have a sale on at any point during the year. i do not need reminding of this fucking fact every fucking day! grrrrr! i mean come on, i dont think ive ever seen a sofa for sale at full price! ever! rant over
It reminds me of this though:
Keep it going.
DFS Nickelback one, but it speaks so eloquently of its excremental qualities by itself.
I think I might like it in its ridiculousness. It makes me happy, like MoooooooooooonPiiiiiiiiig
I like this. Might link it on my shitehawk blog full of my shit ramblings about nothing like the middle class cunt I am.
the fact the green screen is so appalling makes me a bit sad...
fucking brilliant. So many great bits - a personal fave; senile game show host doing the "Is this Heaven!?"- face.
I'm going to be checking back for more, keep them coming!
Might even attempt to make it slightly more regular!
i'd be happy to, i've seen a few adverts i wouldn't mind slagging off.
yes. stop wasting time on here when you could be writing amusing diatribes for me to read.
Now get to it my dancing jester monkey!
It's shorter and not as good...soz
in a hurry
infinitely funnier than Charlie Brooker, who is a grade a cunt.
but this is like that thing in the guardian guide. the bit where they write about adverts.
on the first page
the 'hard sell' or something.
it's like my own miserable thoughts, if only i could be bothered to document them!