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SOME KINDA SUPASTAR
then does it exist?
everything is relative. of course it does exist to a certain degree because we do see it, but it could be argued that all we really see is the light. but then again there must be something there that's not just light, otherwise surely everything would just reflect the same colour?
impossible questions for an impossible world.
live then believe
what would the soundtrack be like?
Time for my stock question:
If you had a theme tune / song to play as you entered a room, what would it be?
mine would be the theme to rhubarb and custard
Best theme ever!
i accidentally spilled his friends guiness all over myself in the process though, so walked around with brown stains on my clothes and smelling of guinnes the rest of the night.
or do you have hoards of chimps willing to post constantly on behalf of you? it would explain some of your posts.
haven't you only been here about 6-8 months? i've been posting regularly for at least 10 months and longer than that overall, i've only got 5'500 posts and i post quite alot as you know.
i've just posted more than you
its easy when you know how
but i don't want to post stuff, just to increase my post count, that'd be silly.
everyone knows that the higher the post count, the more you are worth as a human being
i'd be careful some people might believe you.
i'm going to say you because then it's already come true.
answer already, or i'll play hangman with the identity of YOUR SECRET DiS BOYF
top 5 shaggable and SECRET DiS BOYF are two very different things.
5 shaggable then pls. i need to know who to emmulate to get up in you
you could probably say no
As would I. Spill, please x
I don't wanna
No one's that interested. Got outta that one
i couldn't possibly choose between them all </3
You don't want the other boyz being jealous of my number one spot <3
For reaching this momentous occasion?
i don't think my boss would really care though. sad times.
not to my knowledge, no. at least i can't smell them from the outside of my body. not that i am on the outside of my body, but you know what i mean
this is important
rip my stomach open to smell them for you?
do you mind if i want until i get back from work, cause otherwise the blood would get all over the books and stuff
the most direct route to the intestine, without harming yourself, is probably through the anus. Stick your finger up your bum and tell me if it smells.
has anybody got a dirty rain mac i can borrow?
i cant get it out of my head now :(
You know, discounting impossibly inane, drunk, pointless or one-line posts? Or multiple posts in a row that could have been made in the same post? (6) (show working)
Why is it that I've spent the best part of two years sat right here and am still not on 10k? [The answer may be in someway related to the above.] (2)
White Russian, the actual most horrific idea for a drink ever? [I actual feel the need to be sick whenever I see your username.] (1)
[Marks for each question in brackets]
And I don't acknowledge the latter remark as a question.
Don't get me wrong and all, she seems perfectly nice. Just a little heavy on the inane....
i can see the irony.
I'm not saying you're not stupid, you almost certainly are, but you constantly put on this act of seeming more stupid than it's actually possible to be. I mean, I get it, your desperate for attention, but you come across more pathetic than if your 'persona' was actually genuine.
has started early
Oh, poor, simple GalacticStar3ruption, so tragically convinced of his own genius...
it's kinda weird to watch this great meeting of minds
although i'm beginning to wonder.
just because i see irony in something that you don't, get over yourself.
2. because a lot of the time when you do post, all hell breaks loose
3. LIES. you obviously just haven't tried a proper one. i mix really, really good ones.
milk or cream? Because I'd drink Strychnine before either of those two...
that would be a different drink. man, you're missing out, but i respect your opnion and all.
I'm going to use this on EVERY one of these threads, until every fucker has done it.
I did, you did. EVERYONE WILL!!!
i love you all <3
I'm not his real mother!
i prefer it if they have gone through puberty, for a number of reasons, the main one being the cock obvs
around the 27th, cause that's when conor oberst is playing
influenced by The Dude: 'Hey, there's a beverage here man'
that film is what made me discover the white russian, and it is one of my favourite drinks, and the film of course is awesome too.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
that's just like, your opinion man!
like, eminem or sum41 or something
or top5 if possible, doesnt have to be in order
and the big lebowski is not in it.
1. 24 Hour Party People
2. Ghost World
3. Taxi Driver
5. The Filth and the Fury
both are ace. especially ghost world, i stumbled acropss that on sky movies a few years back and was very pleasantly surprised. seemed pretty understated and made me laugh a lot, which was nice
oh well, the Dude abides I suppose.
What can I do?
its taken me some long time but ive finally realised how to pronounce your name!
thought it was 'M Simon Peni' or something like that. looks like im a pleb
you used the word pleb. man i love that word
oh the lolz. ;)
I had the same problem with Yesiamaduck
I thought it was Yesiama Duck
but i think that maybe the username was designed with this in mind.
how the heng did inside_outside get M Simon Peni?
i used to read his name as The Ether Shrimp. I think I win/lose at this.
knowing that lots of DiS blokes perve all over you because you're Scandinavian and therefore must be HAWT, when in reality you're Norwegian which in fact means that you're pigdog ugly ??
I feel you never tell us anything about your life :(
excuse me while i go cry for 20 minutes
i'm currently wiping big amounts of snot away from my face.
however, my question to you is, what were you thinking?
or when i posted 10000 times?
well, the answer to both is: not much, really
and when are you subsequently gonna shoot him down in flames ? lets be honest, the flirting is getting a bit much..
i can't blame him for being in love with me, but he is A BIT too young for me. sorry jabe x
(PS JABE CALL ME IN THREE YEARS YEAH?)
Tiny me out the picture forevers now :(
HE'S TALL AS WELL?
he couldn't ask for anymore than that. well he could, but he probably wouldn't get it..
no, you're right.
this isnt even a proper top 20, im just posting whoever i can think of
thats it, i cant be bothered to finish it
whats the best thing about you?
whats the worst thing about you?
whats the hawt'est thing about you?
whats the most compassionate thing you've ever done?
i don't know, can i say what i'm best at instead? i'm good at drinking, and spamming the internets
worst: i'm a stupid vain emo bastard with no self control
hawtest is my boobs, obvs
and i dont know what to say for the last one.
barry has tried this before with another boarder and it was REALLY annoying.
I wont feel happy or able to rest till I have
(secretly wants to know)
that's not a question, but i'm sticking by it.
actually, i've thought of my question:
considering the vague feeling of depression i got when i reached ten thousand at having wasted away five years of my life, would you like a hug?
imagine what it feels like for me :'''(
actually, i don't care, but i'm not one to turn down a hug. (actually yes i am, but i'm in a good mood)
i'm actually glad for most of the time i spend here. DiS is grrrrrreat.
only instead of one copy they sent me ten and now instead of 1 copy i have 10, what should i do with them, do you want one
i'm in work
i thought they usually broke on here
isnt not using question marks for questions way better than using them
and in answer to your question: no thanks, that's alright.
but i'll get a female perspective on it
my girlfriend asked the a couple of weeks ago what day it was and i said 'tuesday' and she said it was 'our three month anniversary', do you think this was a cheap trick
i dunno, i dont even see how you could know the exact date of an anniversary anyway, cause it normally doesn't go like that does it. but like, did she get mad at you for it or something?
i couldnt really tell whether she actually got mad or was just pretending to, whatever it was subsided pretty quick anyway, i was just curious
dont you think gremlins is basically the coolest movie
is this a massive fail?
do you think you could live with that
wanna go to vegas and get married and then go to texas and start a cult, you can be the leader if you want
see you there on friday?
A2: AWW I FEEL VERY SPECIAL <3
PS THE BEST THING ABOUT MY JOB IS WE USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
fuck you man
WELL I ONLY WORK IN A BOOK SHOP BUT WE USE A WEIRD COMPUTER SYSTEM AND MOST OF THE TIME YOU HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS OR IT WILL NOT COMPUTE
its about the best i'm ever gonna get :(
everyone thought i was stupid for it, but i only did it because someone else told me to :(
i dont have any money
in fact you had better win, i've got money on you browne
i was just like "this man puts lemon in his eyes, of his own free will. if that's not a winner i donæt know who is"
and you can't make me
you HAVE to answer them.
and plus i wont speak to you again if you dont
you must be so proud whiterussian.
10k, seriously, do they pay you?
but that's sommat else
what is it? i'm a little intrigued.
and yes, they pay me LOTS, but i can't ever tell anyone how much or just why.
you HAVE to answer this uttlery stupid question.
no they obviously don't pay me. can w move on now?
what did i just actually reply to? i'm so confused
i could think of nothing to ask, didn't even care for answer initially.
10k pa 60hr p/w, i think i'd give it a miss.
i'm actually a nice person, you know
although things aren't always as they seem.
that's not really reassuring x
I'm now a graduate,w hen do YOU graduate?
Also: who are your top ten DiSers?
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Do you have a sexy Scandinavian accent? (perv-centric)
Where should I go in Glasgow for my final hurrah as a student?
Neighbours or Hollyoaks?
-I graduate in 2010 (if all goes according to plan)
-I did a top 8 or something up there somewhere^^^ but I hate those lists and I like more than 20 people on here anyway so it's stupid.
-Can I change two things? I would be smaller and I would be less of a retard
-Erm, I don't think I do, I think I have a pretty generic sounding accent, if anyone who reads this has talked to me then do feel free to comment on this.
-I don't really know many places in Glasgow, I've only been for gigs and then we went to the Cathouse after one gig and it was horrible. So yeah, don't go there.
-I don't know. I've never watched Hollyoaks and I watched Neighbours once or twice when I was about 12.
-you will do. your hands may get a bit clammy and sore, it's a hell of a lot of clapping.
-i only asked because they are stupid but everyone likes some strangers on the other end of a telephone line telling them they are shit hot.
-yes. yes you can.
-accents are accents and foreign ones are lovely.
-i think it will be a West End job - less cocks but slightly more expensive. you should TOTES get back up to Glasgow for a proper night out soon.
-yeah me either, they are both rubbish. South Park or Family Guy?
i don't mind other people having foreing accents but i don't want to have one.
and i fullheartedly support the west end plan, next time i go to glasgow i will spend all my time there. dont know when that will be though, but it's a lovely place!
family guy. i love south park as well, but it is getting a bit old. old school south park is still amazing though.
what's your favourite ice cream flavour and why?
and you will not get me to pick one over the other.
ben&jerry's half baked, and haagen dasz vanilla caramel brownie.
because ice cream is serious business, and those two are simply the best.
which would you choose
but i get your point. this is a tough choice. i don't drive, so in a way the car would be useless, but then again i could sell the car and make moneys off it. on the other hand i would have to come up with the money for a car somehow and that would mean a lot of effort. so i'm going to go with boys. don't you feel special now, boys?
if instead of heads people had screens and you could see their thoughts
that would be awesome
but like, i quite like that people have faces, at least the good looking ones.
i only see a massive helmet
1. What's your best quality?
2. How bisexual are you on a scale of 2 to 10?
3. Where did 'whiterussian' come from?
1. (I hate this question but I'll try, just for you) erm, I have really good grammar skills, in TWO languages. Does that count?
3. It was prof-kitsch's idea, I just wanted to use my name, but it was taken (by someone who doesn't post and is apparently a man) so he suggested whiterussian because I love the drink White Russian a lot and the film The Big Lebowski as well, but that's pretty much the same thing.
how do you justify saying "all girls" and not just "everyone"?
NOW I'M TALKING IN GENERALIZATIONS AND MAJORITIES HERE so please don't get me wrong lol: Guys: They are like a switch - Gay/Not Gay
Girls: They are like a dial - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or 10 on the scale of gayness. But the start point is 1 which is gayer than completely straight.
Remember, generalizations ;)
I've conducted libraries worth of nobel prize winning scientific research on the matter
everyones a lesbian?
it's just that girls generally don't mind, or in some cases are even expected to, experiment. in general, guys are massive homophobes compared to girls.
and also, i didn't realise 1 was the most gay, my reply was given in the assumption that 1 was least gay.
1 is the least gay. I meant 1 is gayer than completely straight i.e. 0
yeah, i got it right then.
wanna join my cult whiterussian is gonna be the leader
i just assumed it was because you fancy me desperately, but didn't want to give the game away
wink wink nudge nudge
(i originally missed the g in one of those nudges so it said nude nudge)
few are more special than the ones you'll be getting from me.
do ya think i'm sexy?
but i now want to bitch slap you because ive got that song stuck in my head thanks to you :@
i also noted i'm in your top posters in that list up there. my chest actually involuntarily swelled with pride when i saw that