Earlier on this evening I sat down to eat my 75p microwave sausage and mash meal when my sister convinced me to give it to her and make another one for myself. And it took a whole thirteen minutes to cook, which is a pretty long time in the microwable world.
Then just now I made myself some salted popcorn and poured a glass of Irn Bru to munch and sip at while I channel hop through the many equally shitty telly programmes. My sister keeps nicking it and it's really frustrating!!!!
Don'tcha just hate it?