Mum: I bought an igasm!
My friend: Have you used it?
Mum: Yes, but I didn't take the wrapping off. It did hurt a bit
Put me right off my melon that did. And what's worse is that she was talking about it to MY FRIEND. Honestly, I don't know what possesses my mum to share such things with the world. Anyone else had the displeasure of hearing something that has scarred them for life?