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mine is a bit obvious but:
every day of the week.
I do like Gil and Duff Man as well.
for groundskeeper willie
"Uh... I... no"
HES SUPPOSED TO DIE!
The park ranger guy in Mountain of Madness.
that's a good one
"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems"
scorpio v banner. I have no idea.
it gets better
hutz is da buttz
if you've never taken one? Here.'
'Feels nice... no! No bribes!'
'You win. We'll just have to stick to smuggling heroin.'
'See that you do!'
this is surprising
YOU ARE QUITE GOOD
who appears in some episodes.
Nobody ever understands who i mean, partly because i suck at explaining things, but there's this guy who's voice is a joke itself.
I only have one good recollection of him, some church scene where he says "I forgot my hat" at a really inappropriate moment or something.
a really large beard?
I think he sort of reincarnates as different characters but with the same distinct voice.
I think I know the one.
He was the one who had the original version of casablancha buried,and he payed bart a $100 to destroy it.
If that's not him I give up
I'd really like it to be.
do you mean the old man that sings
"old grandma she aint what she used to be" with his pants round his ankles?
I can't choose between:
oh and Ralph
"I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma!"
closely followed by Flanders
wins every single time at this question.
Comic Book Guy used to amuse me too.
Maybe it's because I think he is based on my old roomy.
My name is Auto and I like to get blotto!
I think bus then think Auto.....wrong wrong wrong.
the slack jawed yokel
" lord of mercy I wish I wasn't so fat"
a skinner, wiggum team up
A lol moment
"200 channels and nothing but cats"
"Get me some ipecac, I need to expunge this"
"Paddling in the Mississippi? Better believe that's some paddling!"
"Was that me? Or was that you?"
"You sunk my battleship!"
"200 channels, nothing but cats"
"Moon Pie... what a time to be alive"
cheeseburgers and lonliness are a dangerous mix.
The Duffman says a lot of things baby
I like principle Skinner (an underated slow burner check him out)....he's consistant, hes sincere, he's actually maybe the most truly moral character in the simpsons (which is why its so fantastic when he says "'Scr*w you!' children")
Also if you also check out all the episodes and consider it, you will find that Bart is actually his best freind (as well as nemisis).
His punch lines are subtler
Burns, Mo, and the rubbish doctor
"Mrs Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
but then again some folks'll like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel"
"Hey Ma, get off the dang roof"
I also love The Sea Captain and Dancing Pete from the episode where Krusty Fakes his own death
"Arrrr a nickel he'll be dancing all day"
"argh, that'll replace the whale in my nightmares".
from the Mafia gang
"Where you been shot Jonny?"
"I ain't saying nothin"
Tell him to go suck a lemon!
brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
one of the simpsons best quotes!
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
Hutz: OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.
Hutz: Still got it.
apparently i look like him.
you have blue hair?
moe or skinner.
Harry shearer's voice is amazing, and when it becomes a little unhinged like when skinner gets nervous or upset is so totally hysterical to me.
There's a bit in the episode homer becomes the new smithers where smithers is working as the announcer at the race track and he's unimpressed with his new job off the screen "let go of me, where are you throwing me?!" and its so funny because of the character and the voice.
"Your beards are full and italian".
simpsons in anime animation
Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling
"200 channels, nothing but cats!"