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down the loo.
(Theme from M*A*S*H)
get someone else to do it
minimal effort, super fast death. also, even more selfish than regular suicide
I can imagine the death wouldn't be instant and that you'd get torn to gory teathers and flesh and bone whilst still semi-conscious. = not good
you'd definately die straight away
that's the thing with these instant death methods, my imagined feeling of pain associated is enough to put me off... Well that and wanting to be alive. But I dunno, it just doesn't seem instant enough.
you'd pretty much explode. my friend was on a train when someone jumped in front of it a week or so ago, there was human debris all over the place apparently. pretty selfish method
suppose, wouldn't like to be the track operators/service men who have to clean that shit up...Mind you it's 3 strikes and your out with a massive payout!
I explained this earlier in the week.
because you'll traumatise a load of people sitting on a train, especially the driver. how is this not selfish?
and in doing so, you're doing the direct opposite of what's best for it. How can you be looking out only for your self if you're destroying it? It's a total contradiction of terms.
It's incosiderate to other people, yes. But that's different.
because you'd rather be dead than alive, even though you know it will be horrible for your family and friends. that's putting your wants and needs in front of others
when you're making your self non-existent? It doesn't make sense. Doing what you want and doing things for yourself are slightly different in this case. Basically, killing yourself is the single least selfish thing anyone can do. By the definiton of self.
but the NEGATIVE connotations of selfish behaviour are conventionally defined by lack of concern for the impact of your actions on others, rather than the actual action that promotes self-interest.
is integral to the word selfish. That's basically irrefutable. And makes any claims that suicide is selfish really really silly.
it is indeed a selfish act that satisfies the ego
What a ridiculous thing to say.
human beings are capable of creating needs beyond biological ones.
Ideas concerning, love, self sacrifice, fame, glory, or simply the conviction that death will end all pain are strong enough to go override a human being's survival instinct.
so you're literally talking nonsense.
he was rolled up into a ball.
but was still alive.
You need one of those japanese shuttle train..
My friend lives there and he said someone jumped in front and the head went thhrough the front of hte train into the cabin.
i really feel for the people on that train.
then again, the japanese arent half keen on their gore.
and your brain shuts itself down.
fun too id imagine.
Social suicide is pretty much the same as normal suicide yeah?
apart from the drinking part probably...
get someone else to prepare it for you, I imagine it to be quite pleasent.
This is how how I would do it. High as a kite!
The irony with suicide is because it's so simple to do, those who are stupid enough to fail at doing it are the ones who deserve to die.
Might take 80 or so years
you reckon we should post that link?^
they turn me on for sure.
#6 - In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided
to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot
himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the
threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking
extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged
out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where
he died of hypothermia.
Turning yourself into bloodied pulp by continuously lambasting your bum-bum with a liquorice whip?
to the Pigeon Detectives album.
Brain is sure to explode.
You didn't ask for it to be painless...
why has no one bothered asking Jordan 'duh, why you want to know?'.
Oh,and by the way,DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!
Open Bebo account.
and then slam your face towards a desk or flat surface, pushing the biros up into your brain and ending you.
The added benefits of this are that you can do it in your workplace and you can stick a post-it suicide/blame note on the back of your head blaming your boss and his evil ways for your untimely death, gruesome death.
I often thought about doing this when i worked in an office. A colleague once caught me with two pens up my nostrils staring blankly into space.