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I'm plotting revenge against you even as we speak, you fish and chip cunt.
Your party will be awesome.
I'll think of something.
And I wanted to use the phrase "you fish and chip cunt". It's gold.
I want reparations!
You owe me £2 and 40 minutes of my life for taking the overground all the way to Green Lanes to hand you a charger.
Also, I was unimpressed with Tom and Phil repeatedly telling me that your success with girls meant they had to make alternative sleeping arrangements on Saturday night. 'Cause that's shit that I really want to know about.
We'll catch up this week.
You shouldn't have to apologise, you scored! The holy grail of going out drinking - SCORING!
ok whatever, it's nothing to do with me. But snorting salt?
Why don't you just do a shot of mescal then cut one of your balls off then shove it up your botty?
yeah thats right
That packet of marlboro on the table made me want one again. Only 1 day left...
and jumps through a pane of glass before throwing acid in his face.
Then he snorts some salt.
Some would say he does a tequila suicide and shouts in pain to our amusement and the other patrons' shock,
Drinking tequila through his eyes?
Anyway, remember how I remembered you, huh?
Do you remember how I said I'd been ignoring you all night? ;)
Wow, my voice is REALLY annoying. Why hasn't anyone ever said that to me before?
I'm sorry, but you and me, it's not going to happen.
you are way out of my league. sigh.
It cuts off before my Alan Hansen post shot analysis.
AAAAAAAARGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT HURTS MORE MY EYE OR MY NOSE ARRRRRRRGH
but for humourous purposes it's funnier to pretend I haven't.
as I have no soul.
At least you looked me in the eye. Tom made me so guilty I wanted to go to church.
But like, does this mean you did this on Sunday. Didn't you already attempt the feat on Saturday evening? OMG!
It was an apology for saturday night. My retinas are scorched.
Sparky is a bad man.
Never send him to an offie with the words 'suprise me'
Next stop Hardcore Tequila Slammers:
"A few years ago me & some mates used to regularly dare each other to do tequila suicides - down the tequila, snort the salt and squeeze the lemon in your eye. Guaranteed 100% hilarious.
"On one particularly hammered occasion though a few of them (but not me) went that little bit further and developed the "hardcore tequila suicide". It involved snorting the tequila through a straw (one guy tried eyeballing it), cutting the back of your arm, squeezing the lemon juice into the cut and then rubbing in the salt afterwards.
"I was forced to admit to being less hardcore like that. Largely because I tried snorting vodka once and it just made me chuck instantly."
I'll bring the blade.
So I can beat off any woman lured in by Richard's hairy charm.
Because it's fucking funny.
Zonino? Wondered what that bellowing cry was