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because she had no arms.
The thieving git!
hepatitis dee dee
was what we were looking for.
but that'd work too.
how do you knock a clown off a swing?
-What's worse then ten dead babies in a container?
-One dead baby in ten containers.
-What's the best way to put a baby in a blender?
-Feet first, so you can see the facial expression.
thats sick but hilarious
"feet first, so you can wank in the mouth"
A big green pencil eating monster.
"get in your tanks, men"
it made me laugh to myself. thank god there are no customers around.
Sometimes you get a bit of leg, sometimes a bit of breast, but ultimately you're just left with an old bone in a greasy box.
one says to the other "can you smell carrots?"
A snooker table
and a man comes up to him and says "I wouldn't if I were you mate"
And the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
"do you serve food" and the barman says "no".
lolz - That's my favourite Beavies and Butthead joke.
A man walks into the pub with a massive orange for a head. He goes up tothe bar and asks for a drink. As the barman is pouring it, he says "sorry mate, I have to ask, why do you have a giant orange for a head?"
Then man says "well, it's a sorry tale, let me tell you. Basically I found a genie in a lamp. I gave it a rub and he popped out and granted me three wishes". The barman listens intently.
"The first wish was that I was fabulously rich. So he gave a all the money I could spend. As you can tell, I'm drinking the most expensive drink you have. The second wish was that I'm amazingly attractive to women. If you look outside, you'll see a bevvie of wonderful models sitting in my luxury sports cars".
Then he The barman then asks "so what was your third wish?" and the man says "to have a massive orange for a head".
and i still laughed heartily
forwarded to 100 mates.
colonel sanders daughter refuse to eat KFC crispy chicken pieces?
they reminded her of her fathers foreskin
walks into a bar,casually struts up to the barman,and asks for some fancy drink.As she is about to pay,a midget walks up to her,says"Let me get that for you",and pays.They then get to talking.
After a while,she realises she actually quite likes him and when he suggests they go back to his place,they do.
Once they arrive,they start to make the sex,and she is shocked to discover that she's come really fast,and repeatedly.She then says,"Wow!I only went with you 'cos you were such a nice guy!I mean,that's amazing!
He replied,"You think that's amazing,wait till I get the other leg in there!"
getting smaller and smaller?
A baby coming it's hair with a potato peeler.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
my faves are the baby ones :)
(Just don't tell your psychiatrist)