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pretty shitty, aren't they?
I don't get why chicks wear them.
I'm all like "hey chicks, what's up with that get up you're wearing, how about a nice little black dress" then I slap them on the arse and call them duchess.
THEY FACKIN' LOVE IT.
Seriously though, no more pregnant dresses if you're not pregnant.
what are you wearing?
that make me look pregnant
they make your arse AND you belly look bigger
I'm right aren't i? I have two sisters!
but the reply below mine
what rumours? what?
can you please stop wearing those belts below your boobs. kthx
isn't that the standard position for a belt?
the ones where the elastic or ribbon etc is below the breasts rather than the waist? like this http://tinyurl.com/63w4xf?
only mine looked really good when i tried it on, but then i wore it today and i was like WTF IS THIS SHIT
like in slough they have loads of them at primark. its like designed as a maternaty dress innit? i don't know how they caught on with un-fat people (like your good self i'm sure)
and as per my post above, i didn't even intedn to buy one :(
they can magically give them a figure.
fat people shouldn't wear dresses like that for that reason exactly. skinny types usually suit them though. that dress is vile anyway.
like skinny jeans or dresses. they shouldd not hide the fact that they are skinny, because being skinny is good
all tight is all horrible.
you're a boy. on a geeky forum. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THESE THINGS.
well, with white polka dots
IT MAKES ME LOOK PREGNANT
take this to the lipster, sister
fuck you man
lithe and toned and nimble and greased-up body under some floaty material because you're so sick of being ogled.
it only makes you look fatter! if you feel like hiding, just put a massive hoodie on or something
but maybe its you looking pregnant, not the dress, given you dont mean a specific dress.
ps. i dont mean this
it might have been the wind more than anything but if i'd had a proper good dress then i doubt it would have looked like that.
i've got a couple of them. They're the only ones that fit me unfortunately.
but that's close enough
it's kind of stretchy across the chest+waist and has those kind of straps that you just tie in a knot over your shoulders.... i did try to get a pic but for reasons explained below, it was unsuccessful
YEAH i know what you mean. like a beach dress thing? yeah those look really shit unless you're a size 6. heartbreaking :(
they would fit perfectly.
words of wisdom.
but some people (myself included) are not pregnant, and they should be able to wear dresses too.
but it was impossible without just focusing on my boobs. so no.
but, like i must have said about 20 times in this thread so far, tight/stretchy below the chest/around the waist, and not just above it. yeah?
i'm really crap at explaining. i'll get a pic. JUST A MINUTE
IGNORE EVERYONE. SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIPS LYING!!
they told me that you can't freeze bread earlier.
it didnt look like one of those dresses. it's really tight across the chest and around the waist and i thought it would just be kind of loose from the waist down but alas :(
That will solve every single one of your problems.
anything else just doesn't interest me
this is mental?
of course i don't wear dresses, you silly man. trousers are clearly more comfortable, more functional and if you get the right pair of drainpipes make you look *appealing* that constant danger that strong winds present.
everyone loves to run away with people from the internet.
i'm taken man
who'd have known picking up complete strangers would be so difficult?
thats my basic problem. oh and dresses are much nicer.
and jeans are nice than dresses :(
aren't they :(
you're as tall as me, no actually AN INCH TALLER, where do you find jeans that fit you!?
must try harder whiterussian
im six foot two and a bit. and i wear girls jeans too
They've all been bought by blokes
they just want to get you out of your jeans so they can nick them
it turns a disadvantagee (looking like a skinny girl) into an advantage
but i have the right kind of body to be able to wear them, and i like how they look too
that the opposite doesn't work if, like me, you look like a skinny boy.
and other internet-savvy phrases.
you haven't got lady hips. IT'S DIFFERENT.
signs of the times
THE TALL SECTION
i will give that a try
i dont know if this clarifies anything at all, you'd probably have to see me wear it.
make any sense?
that didn't at least vaguely follow the shape of the human form? That seems to go out where the body goes in. All very confusing.
I'm going to have weird dreams again