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one hour into a four hour journey today. He was sat in front of me.
Maybe he just had a gassy arse?
Or was their evidence of solid facal matter?
apologising to everyone. I'm sure it dripped
ive had a girl get travel sick for the whole of a 3hour journey once, the whole bus stank of child puke. disgusting
horrible things into his ear to destroy his self esteem. If he's the sort to shit himself it's probably not going to take much.
when the fecal smell reached me. I think he heard.
during a trip to belgium. good times.
I expect better.
"Rob" didnt even make the channel before he started to become more and more worried as we sailed by service station after service station. He got very upset as we watched a welcome break whizz by the window, complaining that they had a burger king, and wouldn't it be amazing to have a burger king? Soon after, the guy sat next to him began to question the musky odour that was percolating slowly into his lungs, the reply came that he had been farting a lot recently. By the time we stopped at some services, his 'farts' had made the bus a surly and unpleasant place to be, it was beginning to smell like the inside of a portaloo.
As most of the kids piled off in search of fresh air, Rob rose from his seat and immediately let loose the true furious anger of his little gift and caused a mass reaction of hideous repulsion mixed with ecstatic glee as we watched him trot down the aisle, his cream trousers heavily soiled and smeared with yesterdays dinner, the seat boasting a strange pizza style half liquid puddle of unadulterated poo. As rob made his slow, painful journey to the front of the bus he was seen to shake his leg like a dog, its debatable whether a bit of poo fell out or not, but people say they saw some.
Poor rob then had to explain to the teacher who got out his bags and 'helped' him in the toilet to get changed, word has it they closed the toilets after cos there was so much shit everywhere. After a long, long time he returned to a hero's welcome, unable to sit in his throne (which the driver had put a cardboard box over) he sat head in hands at the front of the bus until we reached belgium, where he was mercilessly ridiculed before having to make the same trip home, on the same bus a week later. he left school within a month of getting back and left for a 6th form college in huddersfield. Unluckily for him several other people from my year joined him the following year, and his little secret was made public. harsh!
who was on suicide watch?
he pretty much didnt see any of us while we were there, only occasionally did we get the chance for mockery
Did he have to wear his soiled clothes for the rest of the trip?
I think I also did a Belgian battlefields trip when I was 15. No one shat themselves but I remember someone getting toothpasted.
i think it was one of the stipulations set by the driver
Why do that?! Couldn't he have asked the bus driver to stop or something? I remember an elderly person once telling me about his coach trip to Southend with his OAP friends, and his friend sitting next to him fell asleep for the best part of the journey. Everyone was yapping at him while he slept, but when they arrived at Southend they realised he wasn't ever going to wake up :(
that certaintly puts things in perspective
that wasnt very funyn at all
We'll never know...
once their only goal in life is reduced to making it to the teapot without shitting themselves
that this guy would die yesterday.
rotting flesh > poo
made it look like an accident.
i'll make sure i poo before boarding.
and sit next to it looking smug and waving new patrons onto the bus with a smile
and coventry. Oh and again, I feel that I should remind you that its Altricham. I know the school system doesn't do too well in your neck of the woods, but you can always get a job at Jodrell Bank eh?
and yes i actually had phd interview there a few years back :D
if i see you in satans again ive decided i shall beat you ;P
works with disabled people, and she was taking a few of them out to a café and one of them shat him/herself and rubbed it on the table.