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The cat just jumped from the desk, onto my lap, with claws out.
Velocity + Claws + Groin = D:
which prevented me from stopping said cat.
That's some reaction you've had there.
have a dog instead. They tend to leave your groin to it's own devices. Their own groin, however, is a different story...
once shot around the room using my face for a launchpad. With claws out.
I have a tiny scar from it, but it's right at the edge of one of my stupid dark undereye circles anyway, so you can't see it. Urgh. I don't know if it would be noticeable anyway.