'ah well you know we were all feeling shit because....
(insert either a)it rained, b)we were hung over c)it was too early)
....but then.... (insert band).. came on and, youknow...like...everything was just brilliant y'know...and the sun came out...and it was just like...a real glastonbury moment y'know'
fuck. ive heard this like three times already today on the coverage.