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and grazed my knees. This doesn't usually happen to anyone over the age of 12, does it? Why not?
you're still gaily free-spirited and run around on tarmac playgrounds in suburban primary schools, playing charmingly innocent games during which it's far too easy to trip over your own feet and pay your respects to newton.
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I'm quite proud of my grazed knees. There's something innocent and childlike about it. If I have a bruise or something I like to show everyone.
once you stop growing. And you tend to run on concrete a lot less as you grow up.
This thread has made me want to drink.
Does this help?
I'd had one glass of wine, and some posh tea, and I was walking along happily listening to Belle & Sebastian when I tripped on a kerb.
that makes it worse, doesn't it? I broke my grey tights :(
"I was walking along happily listening to Belle & Sebastian when I tripped on a kerb.
that makes it worse, doesn't it? I broke my grey tights :("
........I think I love you.
cuter than grazed knees is belle and sebastian. and woolly tights = :)
it's ok, I got plenty more tights.
Just pointing out that I wanted to numb the fact that:
a) You'd taken the time to write this thread
b) That I'd taken the time to read it.
On my death bed my spoilt and nauseating children will lean over me and say.
"Father, do you regret anything from your life"
and after my eyes had lingered over them for a cursory second my aged mind will recollect all the time I wasted on here filling the internet up with pointless shit.
I'll then close my eyes and whisper to my children.
"Please.....just fuck off...."
So, how's your knee now?
"I'd had one glass of wine, and some posh tea, and I was walking along happily listening to Belle & Sebastian when I tripped on a kerb."
Could you be anyMORE of a B&S fan?
Have you come to terms with wasting your life on the internet now?
All the things I could have learnt.....and I've done is honed my snideness to a dull nib.
Have a good weekend!
playing soccerball last week, I felt so young again, my mum said "Look's who's been in the wars again!". I had a sad face on.
As you get older and more cold, your sking becomes too hard to graze, unless you are a grape.
a noisy noise annoys an oyster