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'just exposed my boobs in Greggs'
My friends <3 me
Free ticket like"
'Ha ha. I just got a text from basil pizza saying 'ALL PIZZAS NOW BUY ONE GET ONE FREE'
"Life is the result of a complex sequence of chemical reactions and has no underlying meaning. Assign yourself a meaning: find out what you love and do it."
That's the answer you get if you ask AQA the meaning of life.
'hey, glatsonyb is great, its started raining xx'
sent at 02:38
"just stand on the roundabout and shout."
"What is a ragga tip?"
BULLSHIT. More like 95%. My friend's did a die yesterday and before that a couple of others had to send theirs back for fixing. One guy I know has had about 3 replacements. :S
A lot of people I know have been affected, but not everyone by a long way.
but I don't play it as much anymore, lest I see the RED.
my mother deleted it along with the rest of my inbox and then didn't tell me
"That was like a text slap in the face! And I desreved it, I'll get on it!"
I felt proud, and am now wondering who to text slap next
was alright that one but ive not got any gooduns in the last few days
my favouritest recently is from a DiSer, and kinda gay, so i wont type it.
yesterday someone else jpeged me a picture of The Sun's headline; JOHN LESLIE-I AM NOT A RAPIST, which made me lol
who said anything about intercourse?! i'm talking about scrabble and pimms."
In Broxburn, party of an old workmate. I'm somewhat soggy from the rain except my right foot, which is covered in sleeping huskies. Listening to 70's rock. Old school Bowie, " #op and Focus (Hocus Pocus)... Somewhat pished too. Serbian Slivovits turned up."
my pet name is "adolf" :(
"the only thing funnier than a dead baby is a ginger dead baby"