The tail end of one of my dreams last night featured several people carrying around green fabric bags for life with the following emblazoned on them:
'"Ooh, we had the Future in 1986, and again in 2004. What? I loved it, but I'm bored."
All very disturbing.
In other news, I didn't know 'bag for life' was apparently cockney rhyming slang for 'wife'. Any more modern rhyming slang would be enjoyed.