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Really bad joke.

sadpunk [Edit] [Delete] 17:18, 26 June '08

When I left for work yesterday morning there was a man waiting outside my door. He said to me "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!" and left.
I was a little surprised but thought nothing more about it. Unitl I got to work and found the same man sat at my desk. He looked at me and again said "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!" and then walked off.
I saw him again at the coffee machine later on and once more he said "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!".
Then, when I got home he was waiting outside my house and said it again "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!"
As I drew the curtains before going to bed I noticed him outside, he banged on the window and mouthed the words "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio!".
Deciding that enough was enough, I phoned the police and told them I was being stalked. They asked me to describe the man…

I said he had blonde hair, blue eyes and reminded me of Leonardo Di Caprio!


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