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What does YOUR dad bribe you with?
I've seen him once in 2 and a half years and that was only because his brother died and we were at the funeral.
then gave me melon.
nor does he ask me to do stuff. I command him about though, without bribery. just an iron fist of fear.
In melon terms, I prefer honeydew/gala whereas pretty_vacant prefers Watermelon.
I'm really pleased with my memory of last night.
"If you don't do this, I'll cook you a really crap dinner."
"If you don't do this I'll buy you dinner from the most disease-ridden takeaway in town."
He knows how much I like food (L)