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9 seconds and we have our first mention of England. Motson descends further into senile irrelevance.
i will prob cry.
germany 2-0 turkey
WHO WAS BORN IN EAST LONDON hits the bar. German defence looking distinctly shaky. Then again, can't imagine Turkey will remain watertight.
i could watch this, i should watch this, i might in a moment. germany are so gonna win. i vote 2-0.
than I thought it was going to be. Fair play to Turkey, they're actually playing positive football for once. The German defence is all over the place though.
That's because it's his name you utter cunt.
I'm glad the few matches I've watched were commentated by crazy Irishmen!
"Thursten Frings"? WUT?
Also - GOAL!
I started this
it had only barely crossed the line. It was about three yards over.
turkey to lose
we have a game here.
And LOL at Podolski's headbutting celebration
SET UP A GOAL BY HITTING THE BAR FROM SIX YARDS. ALL HAIL ENGLAND. HE ALSO HIT A SHOT STRAIGHT AT THE GOALKEEPER.
then teleport to the right wing to fire in a shot.
Someone needs to put Motson down.
how the BBC can manage about 10 perfectly decent tennis commentators but not one that can adequately commentate on an international football match.
soon it'll be "great save by kazim richards"
very impressed with Turkey. Rather puzzled by Germany, who seem to save their best performances for when everyone has them as the underdogs.
And Mark Lawrenson's commentary - what a miserable git, I was losing the will to live.
HOWEVER TENUOUSLY BACK TO ENGLAND.
That's exactly what's happening.
alongside Motson's complete inability to keep up with play, correctly identify players, pronounce names, and generally provide any semblance of insight.
though god knows how, Turkey have been all over Germany at times.
most blatent foul ever
He's gone all northern
They are taking over I tell you
and been replaced with the radio commentary?
MAKE IT WORK
Where's my picture gone?
For a split sec I thought my telly had broken.
must be a massive technical fuck up. STOP THE GAME!
He's done it!
I don't wanna go back to Motson and Lawerenson!
*bangs head against desk*
See the way Germany were passing it around the back when it came back on? Someone must've told them to not do anything exciting until we got the picture back.
on apologising to me for the lack of coverage and telling me they could now take me back to it instead of JUST FUCKING SHOWING ME IT.
the commentary's slightly ahead of the picture so we get Motson telling us what's happening before we see it. Great.
i can still hear people cheering.
gotta love storms.
about Lawrenson sounding grumpy and bitter with the whole game. I much prefer that to the ITV commentators sounding like they're both masturbating over the game for the first 30 minutes with a cup of tea, biscuits and slippers.
"Looks like it's going to be a cagey affair Clive"
As he rubs his hands/cock and shakes like a little excited child.
as in 'that was an excellent piece of defending . . . NOT!'
He pretends he has Down's Syndrome in the company of children.
It's worse than watching a film with bad lip sync!
Oh dear here we go again!
I bet his cock is throbbing.
just fucking do it you too ugly for real telly continuity announcer scum
Alan Green v John Motson. Who is worse?
but no one saw it. awesome.
...that they'd stop interrupting the 5 Live commentary to tell us that we can't see anything.
this isn't fair. I WANT TO SEEEEEEEE :(
i do see.
but wheres the fucking picture
missed the goal now!
Is that enough for Germany?
Power supplies? Have you not got a UPS? Where's your business continuity plans?!
But what the fuck was Rustu doing?
5LIVE COMMENTARY WITH PICTURES!
MOTSON'S BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!
and 5live sound.
surely the best combo?
slightly ahead of the pictures.
they don't talk as much drivel though so i'll allow it
For those of us who didn't see the goal?
What's the keeper doing?
What a finish!
amazing. Jens should just retire.
I CANNAE BELIEVE IT
more like LAMEmann
turkey always pull it out in the dying minutes.
i think they'll win this, in the last 3 minutes of extra time
are inspiring them to a uefa cup style surprise run of daring wins and success
i'm seriously going to kill someone. SOMEONE TURKISH.
OH aND OH AND OH AND OH GOAL!
the sad turkish faces are breaking my heart.
get raped like this.
but they've always got the time to zoom in on some fitties!
That's all I wanted really. If it does go to extra-time I hope it doesn't peter out
after the terrible decision earlier.
lighting storms. fucking missed lahm's goal.
because they took the free kick 10 yeards away from the foul lawrenson you mong
in another final :(
although the Germans got lucky. I don't feel too bad for Turkey since they were comprehensively outplayed for 120 minutes against Croatia but still, they deserved to win tonight.
H :"when the rain was coming down you'd never seen anything like it had you?"
M: "never seen anything like it"
gutted by the fact germany won!
they were rubbish, turkiye outplayed then all night. and thats missing about 6 of their best players. six of TURKEY's best players, such a shame they lost.
they have been so good, such heart. such play....
such a shame, i have been so disappointed by italy, and germany in this tournament.
The war's over chaps, stop being so fucking bitter. The way they're talking about Germany, you'd think they were the worst side ever to play football. Fact is, you don't get to the final of a major tournament by being shit. I seem to remember them soundly raping Portugal a few days back too.
they can't stop talking about how 'the mark of a truly great side is that they play badly and still win when it counts', yet the Germans do it and suddenly it signals the death of football.
The Germans have several obvious deficiencies but they also have some excellent players and I'd argue that it's a credit to their midfield and strike force that they've managed to get so far when Mertesacker and (to a lesser extent) Metzelder are so average.
If this had been England, they'd be wanking themselves silly about "fighting spirit" and "passion."
Boring boring boring team lead by Michael Dickhead Ballack make it through. If they'd played like they did against the Portuguese I would've been happy, but Turkey ran them to ruin nearly. So sad.
At least my two favourite German players scored. Lahm <3 even if he did get pwned, repeatedly, tonight.